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Whatever Happened to the Firm Handshake?
 
by NickFun
 

Maybe I'm getting old or maybe I'm just old fashioned but when I shake someone's hand I would appreciate it if they took my hand and shook back!

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Airline Pilot Has Never Seen A UFO
 
by NickFun
 
Most airline pilots have seen UFOs like this
50 year old Josh Cranberry, a 24 year pilot for Northwest Airlines, claims that in all his years of flying he has never seen a UFO nor anything even the least bit unusual. Despite his best efforts.

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Israeli Sponsored Hamas Recruiting Drive Is a Success
 
by Kamal El-Din
 
Israeli Missile Helps Hamas Recruiting Drive In Gaza. Image by Poderiu(Gaza)The Israeli Army's recent Hamas recruiting drive has been a terrific success says Hamas officials. The drive started several days ago with multiple air strikes and shelling has now moved into it's second phase with actual on the ground recruiting by Israeli ground forces.


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Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Dangerously Out Of Shape, Say Doctors
 
by NickFun
 
Michael Phelps is now pushing 600 pounds.
Doctors monitoring 14 time Olympic Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps claim the world's greatest swimmer is now dangerously out of shape and is now unable to float, much less swim.

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Congress Votes to Remove George W. Bush's Feeding Tube: Cites the fact that He's Brain Dead Anyway.

GOPUSA Is Back In Business! Reporters Breath a Sigh Of Relief

A Better Choice For The Job? George Bush: Donald Rumsfeld Still In Office Due To Simple Mistake.

George W. Bush Votes For John Kerry: Refuses To Admit it was a Mistake

Necrophilia On The Rise Thanks To Tim Burton's Corpse Bride DVD

 

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