John McCain Defends Role in SwapGate Scandal

by Kamal El-Din

Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain defended his actions on behalf of supporters and former staff involved in an Arizona land scam. In the land scam, dubbed SwapGate by the media, McCain said he did nothing wrong when he supported a sweetheart deal to benefit his friends and former employees. Read More __________________________________

John McCain "I promise to invade your vaginas."

by Walid

(Straight Talk Express) Ucs News-- US Senator John McCain has finally set the record straight on women's reproductive rights. Speaking at a campaign rally in Rochester, Michigan, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee detailed his plans to put old Catholic men in charge of women's reproductive rights. "With Catholics like Roberts, Scalia, Alito, Kennedy and Thomas already on the bench we need just one more to insure the US government will have complete control of your vaginas." McCain told the faculty and students of Oakland University. Read More __________________________________

Barack Obama Strikes Back! "If I'm linked to Hamas....John McCain is linked to Stupid"

by Walid

(Washington : D.C.) It's clear that Arizona Senator John McCain intends to attack the Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama on foreign policy issues. In campaign stump speeches McCain continues to portray the Illinois Senator as being the favorite candidate of the Terrorist group Hamas. In response Obama blasted Senator McCain "If I'm linked to Hamas....John McCain is linked to stupid" Read More __________________________________

Clinton Accepts VP Slot On Dream Ticket

by Kamal El-Din

Unconfirmed sources report that Hillary Clinton has decided to end her campaign for the presidency and has accepted an offer to be the Vice Presidential running mate of John McCain. The political world is in shock at the news that Hillary Clinton has bolted the Democratic party and decided to run on the Republican ticket. Read More __________________________________

Bill Clinton Partners with Spongebob, other Politicians Follow Suit

Saddam Hussein Is Dead- Another Special Day In Iraq

Bush Congratulates Katrina Victim on One-Year Anniversary

Bush Meets with Blair, Pledges to "Stay the Way Forward"

White House Orders Arrest of British Journalist Greg Palast

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