Sarah Palin Admits she had "Plam Prompter" installed before Tea Party Speech

by Walid

Alaska: Ucs News - Unconfirmed Sources report that Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin had the micro electronic "Palm Prompter" surgically installed just days before her paid speech to the National Tea Party convention. According to photographic analysis the high resolution screen measures 1.5 inches and can display photos and text in full color. Read More __________________________________

Tiger Woods Still Wants Sex

by NickFun

Despite spending six weeks in a sex rehab clinic, the worlds number 1 golfer still desires having sex with beautiful women, according to sources. Read More __________________________________

Sarah Palin Tea Party Keynote Blasts Republican Senator Richard Shelby

by Walid

(Nashville, Tenn.) Ucs News: As Sarah Palin took the stage at the National Tea Party convention many expected her to rail against the Obama administration. The crowd of Palin faithful were shocked when the Former Alaska Governor turned Fox News commentator, launched into a 45 minute tirade blasting Senate Republicans, saving her most potent venom for the Alabama Senator Richard Shelby. Read More __________________________________

Senator Richard Shelby Demands Earmark Cash in Unmarked Bills

by Walid

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: The nations deadly stand off Sen. Richard Shelby entered it 4th day with no end in sight. As the nation's capital cowers Richard Shelby continues to swagger through the halls of power intent on delivering budget busting earmarks to his home state. According to capital police, the Alabama Senator is now demanding 40 Billion dollars be delivered in cash and that Michelle Obama deliver the money dressed in her, in Shelby's words "Stunning", state of the union gown. Read More __________________________________

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