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Sarah Palin Admits she had "Plam Prompter" installed before Tea Party Speech
 
by Walid
 
What's on Sarah's Plam?Alaska: Ucs News - Unconfirmed Sources report that Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin had the micro electronic "Palm Prompter" surgically installed just days before her paid speech to the National Tea Party convention. According to photographic analysis the high resolution screen measures 1.5 inches and can display photos and text in full color.

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Tiger Woods Still Wants Sex
 
by NickFun
 
If Tiger Woods can't overcome his desire for sexy women like Rachael Uchital he may have to return to the clinic for sex -- I mean six -- more weeks.
Despite spending six weeks in a sex rehab clinic, the worlds number 1 golfer still desires having sex with beautiful women, according to sources.

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Sarah Palin Tea Party Keynote Blasts Republican Senator Richard Shelby
 
by Walid
 
Sarah Palin: Tea Party Speech  "Powerful"(Nashville, Tenn.) Ucs News: As Sarah Palin took the stage at the National Tea Party convention many expected her to rail against the Obama administration. The crowd of Palin faithful were shocked when the Former Alaska Governor turned Fox News commentator, launched into a 45 minute tirade blasting Senate Republicans, saving her most potent venom for the Alabama Senator Richard Shelby.

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Senator Richard Shelby Demands Earmark Cash in Unmarked Bills
 
by Walid
 
Richard Shelby "Show me the Money!"(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: The nations deadly stand off Sen. Richard Shelby entered it 4th day with no end in sight. As the nation's capital cowers Richard Shelby continues to swagger through the halls of power intent on delivering budget busting earmarks to his home state. According to capital police, the Alabama Senator is now demanding 40 Billion dollars be delivered in cash and that Michelle Obama deliver the money dressed in her, in Shelby's words "Stunning", state of the union gown.

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The Iraqopoly George Bush Token White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraqopoly

Republican's Tap Former President Abe Lincoln To Lead The Party's Moral Rehabilitation

Rove, Gonzales discussed quiche Rove, Gonzales discussed firings and quiche recipes, e-mails show

Fresh Face?  Same old crap? Robert Gates: a New Defense Secretary but same tired rhetoric

Petey the Pit Bull with his Michael Vick chew toy prior to an emergency vet visit Michael Vick Chew Toy Recalled for Possible Lead Contamination

 

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