Whatever Happened to the Firm Handshake?

by NickFun

Maybe I'm getting old or maybe I'm just old fashioned but when I shake someone's hand I would appreciate it if they took my hand and shook back! Read More __________________________________

Airline Pilot Has Never Seen A UFO

by NickFun

50 year old Josh Cranberry, a 24 year pilot for Northwest Airlines, claims that in all his years of flying he has never seen a UFO nor anything even the least bit unusual. Despite his best efforts. Read More __________________________________

Israeli Sponsored Hamas Recruiting Drive Is a Success

by Kamal El-Din

(Gaza)The Israeli Army's recent Hamas recruiting drive has been a terrific success says Hamas officials. The drive started several days ago with multiple air strikes and shelling has now moved into it's second phase with actual on the ground recruiting by Israeli ground forces. Read More __________________________________

Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Dangerously Out Of Shape, Say Doctors

by NickFun

Doctors monitoring 14 time Olympic Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps claim the world's greatest swimmer is now dangerously out of shape and is now unable to float, much less swim. Read More __________________________________

Congress Votes to Remove George W. Bush's Feeding Tube: Cites the fact that He's Brain Dead Anyway.

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George Bush: Donald Rumsfeld Still In Office Due To Simple Mistake.

George W. Bush Votes For John Kerry: Refuses To Admit it was a Mistake

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