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U.S. Government Behind Toyota Sudden Acceleration Problem, According to NHTSA Official
 
by NickFun
 
Toyota and the US Government both deny they have anything to do with this.
Jackson Bojetic, an official with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), candidly revealed today that the United States government covertly sabotaged millions of Toyota vehicles in an effort to remove the Japanese autos from the road and to increase sales and production of American made vehicles.

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Robert Uithoven, Sue Lowden's campaign manager, launches new GOP consulting firm
 
by Dominus Noster
 
LAS VEGAS - Robert Uithoven, Sue Lowden's campaign manager and consultant, has launched a new GOP consulting firm. The firm is called You're F'ed Strategies.

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Peeping Tom Victim Blake Robbins To Become Spokesperson For Mike and Ike Candy
 
by NickFun
 
Hamilton High School officials mistook these treats for dangerous drugs.
Alleged peeping tom victim Blake Robbins has inked a $5 million deal with Mike & Ike candy to become their official spokesperson, according to Mike & Ike's advertising agency Bendover Advertising.

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Toyota Blames Gremlins For Sudden Acceleration Issues
 
by NickFun
 
Toyota accidents like this could be avoided with anti-gremlin control systems.
Toyota officials claimed today that there is nothing wrong with any of the recalled automobiles and instead blamed the problems of sudden acceleration on Gremlins, little mysterious creatures that are mechanically inclined and tend to tinker with machinery.

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Dick Cheney Has Heart Problems, John Roberts v. Iran, Muslims Claim Racism Over Port Deal And Osama Bin Laden's Niece Gets A TV Show?

George Bush Threatens to Veto Security, China Population Control and Hymen Gets Hit...

Newt Speaks "Give her the boot John!" John Edwards wife has Cancer : Newt Gingrich recommends Divorce

Terror alert elevated George W. Bush Mistake: President Releases Terror Alert Schedule for 2006 Election Cycle

Bush with Sheehan Bush To Cindy Sheehan: "I know how Cindy Sheehan feels. I'm a mother too."

 

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