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New Law Makes Looking Like Kim Kardashian Illegal
 
by NickFun
 
Melissa Molinaro's lawyers insist she is actually prettier, slimmer and a better dancer than Kim Kardashian
A bill pending before the California legislature will make looking like, acting like or dressing like Kim Kardashian illegal with penalties ranging from a fine of no less than $539.99 for a first offense to six months days in jail for repeated offenses.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Call It Quits
 
by NickFun
 
Selene Gomez (left) and Justin Bieber had a 'lovers spat' but later made up.
Pop stars Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez announced today that they are no longer a couple and now hate each others guts.

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Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour for 2035
 
by NickFun
 
Mature pop star Justin Bieber knows his youth and good fortune won't last forever
16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a 'comeback' world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old.

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Tiger Woods No Longer Wants Sex
 
by NickFun
 
Tiger Woods smiles because he is no longer addicted to sex.
Number One golfer Tiger Woods, and the doctors treating him for sex addiction, claim he has made a complete recovery and no longer has any desire for sex at all.

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Paris Hilton out of Jail Again! Paris Hilton Released From Jail With Life Threatening Condition

The former Mom of Maddie Spears? Angelina Jolie and Madonna Compete For Adoption of Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby

Emma Watson shows her stuff! Emma Watson Signs Two Film Harry Potter Deal for $476 Million

Victoria Osteen (shown here with recent lesbian lover) denies there was any violence involved. Osteen's Wife Claims She Was Just Fondling Flight Attendant's Breasts

"We are bigots"  says Rush Rush Limbaugh : "Americans are sexist bigots"

 

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