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Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
"It's my last shot, punk" J.McCain(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything."



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Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
Maxim Says Seward Is Hotter Than Rice(New York, NY) "Maxim" magazine has come out with its "100 Hottest Cabinet Members". Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of State, William Seward.



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15-Year Old Girl Arrested for being Nude
 
by NickFun
 
She's not nude so it's OK!
Let me get this straight. A 15-year-old girl from "Licking Valley" High School in New Jersey has been arrested as a sex offender for taking nude photos of herself with her cell phone and giving them out to classmates (http://www.newarkadvocate.com/article/20081008/NEWS01/810080302)

I could understand this if some 40-year-old guy was taking the pictures. I could understand it if the pictures were taken by anyone without her knowledge or consent. But what this law does is it effectively OUTLAWS NUDITY!!!

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Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!"

The White House Brain Trust Reacts To Miss Piggy NewsFLASH: First Lindsay Lohan, Clay Aiken and now Miss Piggy? Be sure to clck the player below to see your reactions to Miss Piggy coming out of the pen and admitting she's bisexual.



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"Does this dress make my ass hang out or what?" Ed-E-torial #13: Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy. Lindsay Lohan Trips On Her Ass. And George Bush Trips On Abortion.

Elvis IS Everywhere! Ed-E-torial Number 14: Britney Spears Meets Elvis. Karl Rove Outs The Bush Twins. German Antisemites?

Ed-E-torial #3: Britney Spears Says, "No Anal." Jenna Jameson Gets Searched. And Barry Bonds Authors "Game of Steroids".

Patrick, Dude, I need some Twinkies, Pronto! Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean and Paris Hilton Is A Narcissist?

Rollin' with the Homeys! Ed-E-torial #5: George Bush and Homey Vladimir Putin, A Hunting Cheney Goes and Vioxx Still Kills!

 

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