Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

by Ed E. Druckman

(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything." John McCain, the Ultimate Survivor? George Takei becomes a star...really. Dowload it here. Read More __________________________________

Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!

by Ed E. Druckman

(New York, NY) "Maxim" magazine has come out with its "100 Hottest Cabinet Members". Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of State, William Seward. John McCain on Survivor. Condi Rice Makes Maxim's Hot List. Download here! Read More __________________________________

15-Year Old Girl Arrested for being Nude

by NickFun

Let me get this straight. A 15-year-old girl from "Licking Valley" High School in New Jersey has been arrested as a sex offender for taking nude photos of herself with her cell phone and giving them out to classmates (http://www.newarkadvocate.com/article/20081008/NEWS01/810080302) I could understand this if some 40-year-old guy was taking the pictures. I could understand it if the pictures were taken by anyone without her knowledge or consent. But what this law does is it effectively OUTLAWS NUDITY!!! Read More __________________________________

Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood

by Ed E. Druckman

(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!" FLASH: First Lindsay Lohan, Clay Aiken and now Miss Piggy? Be sure to clck the player below to see your reactions to Miss Piggy coming out of the pen and admitting she's bisexual. Download Ed-E-torial 26 here. Miss Piggy Bi? Read More __________________________________

Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean and Paris Hilton Is A Narcissist?

A Year After Katrina, George Bush says, "It was bad."

Ed-E-torial Number 10: George Bush Talks Iraq In A Mall! Bill Clinton Goes O.J.

Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy. Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

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