New Sex Toy Attracts Investors Warren Buffett and Oprah

by NickFun

Startup sex toy maker JimmyJane, Inc. has entered the sex toy business with a bang, attracting over $10 million dollars from such high rolling investors as Warren Buffett and Oprah Winfrey. Read More __________________________________

NASA Picks Shuttle Trader Magizine to Sell Off Space Shuttles

by Kamal El-Din

Unconfirmed sources report that NASA has decided sell off the fleet of Space Shuttles after the program concludes in the coming months. NASA has chosen the private service Shuttle Trader Magazine to handle the sale of the shuttles and all related equipment. Read More __________________________________

Supreme Court Approves Sale of United States Government to the Chamber of Commerce

by Kamal El-Din

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the United States Supreme court has approved the sale of the U.S. Government to the United States Chamber of Commerce. The deal struck between the conservative court and the Chamber should close in late 2012 for an undisclosed sum of money. The transition from civilian to corporate control of the government should be completed by 2012, when the Chamber will appoint a new president. Read More __________________________________

Google's Caffeine Enhanced Search Engine much faster than Regular Google

by NickFun

Google, Inc. announced today that it has a new 'caffeine enhanced' search engine that is ten times faster than its old search engine. Read More __________________________________

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