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Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Charged With Failure To Use Condom; Being Lousy Lover
 
by NickFun
 
Julian Assange is accused of being a lousy lover
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange will be extradited to Sweden in the next few days to face charges that he failed to use a condom with one woman and had sex with a second woman while she slept without waking her thus violating Sweden's strict "lousy lover' law.

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Suicide Bomber Kills None, Not Even Himself
 
by Sean Sinclair-Day
 
Iraqi police dismiss attempted attack as al-Qaeda cry for help

BAGHDAD The chaos and confusion of Baghdad's bustling downtown core was brought to a standstill by a bizarre incident outside a police recruitment center.

The chillingly familiar sound of a singular voice shouting "Allahu Akbar!" was followed by panic and shock. But there was no explosion.

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Obama Promises He Will Outsource More Jobs to India
 
by NickFun
 
Time Warner cable customers have no idea they are speaking with someone in India
As First Lady Michelle Obama danced her way into the hearts of the Indian people, President Barack Obama promised Indian PM Manmohan Singh and the Indian Parliament that he will outsource more American jobs to India to secure the economic prosperity of the Indian people and to keep prices low for Americans.

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Newly Announced North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Is A Total Dumbass, According to Sources
 
by NickFun
 
North Korean sources revealed today that Kim Jong Un, the son of North Korea's ruling leader Kim Jong-il and who has recently been promoted to military general, is a "total dumbass" and would most certainly lead North Korea to ruin.

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Yassir Arafat and Ariel Sharon Have Been Nominated For A Joint Nobel Peace Prize!

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Suicide Bomber Kills None, Not Even Himself

 

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