Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Charged With Failure To Use Condom; Being Lousy Lover

by NickFun

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange will be extradited to Sweden in the next few days to face charges that he failed to use a condom with one woman and had sex with a second woman while she slept without waking her thus violating Sweden's strict "lousy lover' law. Read More __________________________________

Suicide Bomber Kills None, Not Even Himself

by Sean Sinclair-Day

Iraqi police dismiss attempted attack as al-Qaeda cry for help BAGHDAD – The chaos and confusion of Baghdad's bustling downtown core was brought to a standstill by a bizarre incident outside a police recruitment center. The chillingly familiar sound of a singular voice shouting "Allahu Akbar!" was followed by panic and shock. But there was no explosion. Read More __________________________________

Obama Promises He Will Outsource More Jobs to India

by NickFun

As First Lady Michelle Obama danced her way into the hearts of the Indian people, President Barack Obama promised Indian PM Manmohan Singh and the Indian Parliament that he will outsource more American jobs to India to secure the economic prosperity of the Indian people and to keep prices low for Americans. Read More __________________________________

Newly Announced North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Is A Total Dumbass, According to Sources

by NickFun

North Korean sources revealed today that Kim Jong Un, the son of North Korea's ruling leader Kim Jong-il and who has recently been promoted to military general, is a "total dumbass" and would most certainly lead North Korea to ruin. Read More __________________________________

Pat Robertson Extradited To Venezuela To Face Terrorism Charges

Mayhem Grips Euro 2004 Soccer Tournament in Portugal!

Osama bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach

Large Hadron Collider buys Black Hole Insurance Policy: Says Lloyds Of London

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