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Iraqi Journalist Pretends to Apologize for Throwing Shoes at Bush
 
by NickFun
 
Muntazer al-Zaidi apologizes for missing both shots.
In an attempt to avoid 15 years of torture, lashings and beatings, Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi pretended to apologize to U.S. President George W. Bush yesterday.

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Iraqi Soldier Imprisoned for Killing Puppy
 
by NickFun
 
Lance Cpl. Motari smiles before tossing puppy - that BASTARD!

A United States Marine, who who was videotaped throwing a puppy off a cliff while on patrol in Iraq has been kicked out of the Marine Corps and will spend a minimum of 8 years behind bars. This incident occurred only days after he heroically slaughtered several Iraqi citizens,

Lance Cpl. David Motari, with the 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment deliberately threw a puppy no older than 10 weeks off a cliff to meet its unfortunate end as passersby and witnesses stood by and did nothing and as a fellow soldier videotaped the gruesome scene.


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McCain Criticizes Iraq Response as 'Disgraceful'
 
by Walid
 
McCain : "I will fix the Iraq mess"(Baghdad :Ucs News) - Senator John McCain took direct aim at the Bush administration on Thursday as he stood in the ruins of Sadr city  , the area hardest hit by Iraq war in 2005, and declared that "never again will a disaster of this nature be handled in the terrible and disgraceful way that it was handled."

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Battle for Basra : George W. Bush "US Troops are Winning the War"
 
by Walid
 
Iraq war going well in Second Life.(Linden : Ucs News) In a press conference called by the avatar of George W. Bush, the Bush Administration announced that US troops now have the upper hand in the second Battle of Basra. According to the president "The Mahdi Army is broken, on the run and we have control of the city." This account of events has been confirmed by the second life system monitor in Linden.

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Sorry Troops...you will be dying. Bush Rejects Iraq Study Group Report: 2000 more Americans look forward to dying

Administration Outsources Iraq Security to Al Qaida

"Can We Rebuild Iraq? Yes We Can!" says Bob The Builder!

John Kerry Opens Campaign Office in Falluja, Iraq!

Sheehan Arrested George W. Bush Declares Cindy Sheehan an Enemy Combatant

 

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