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Barack Obama Arrested In Cambridge
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
E-E-T News For The Earth And Moon.(Cambridge-MA) In the wake of the arrest of noted Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. by the Cambridge police after an alleged break in report at the professor's house, Barack Obama was detained for several hours yesterday evening after an unannounced visit to the area.

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President Obama's Bong is Missing
 
by NickFun
 
Oama's missing bong is similar to the Roor 7.0 bong on the left.
White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama's $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and they have few clues as to who may have stolen it.

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Obama To Wall Street: Bonuses To Be Paid In Pennies
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
President Obama Jedi Mind Trick To Wall Street(Washington, D.C.) A day after President Obama read an article that Wall Street bankers paid themselves 18 billion dollars in bonuses out of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), funds allocated to open up lending and credit, the President is proving that he is a master of nonlinear problem solving. Obama okayed those TARP funds to be paid in pennies.

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Obama in Secret $30 Million Deal With Blackberry
 
by NickFun
 
Obama is rarely seen without his Blackberry
As many Americans have already suspected, President Barack Obama allegedly inked a $30 million advertising deal with smartphone maker Blackberry, Inc.

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Bush White House Insider Leaks President George W. Bush's Autobiography: The Power of Denial, The Life of George W. Bush

Rove Bush George W. Bush Raises Ethical Standards in Wake of Karl Rove Valerie Plame Affair

Scott McClellan arrested for telling the Truth Scott McClellan Arrested for White House Criticism

Taxpayers revolt against Bush Administration New Group Protests the Bush Wall Street Bailout Plan

I need $100 Billion more to lose the war. Bush enjoys Texas Vacation : Demands War in Iraq continue into 2009

 

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