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Biden To Obama: "Yes We Can?"
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
Did you hear the one about...(Washington-DC) After President Obama's State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking.

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GOP to Honor James O'Keefe for Break in at Sen. Mary Landrieu's Offices
 
by Kamal El-Din
 
GOP Hails Operative James O'Keefe(Washington D.C.) GOP lawmakers rallied around James O'Keefe today to show support for the young operative who was arrested yesterday doing the GOP's bidding. O'Keefe and three fellow co-conspirators where arrested while trying to tap the phones of Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu.

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White House Report Shocker: Al Qaeda Recruiting Using "The Three Stooges"
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
Big with Al Qaeda?(Washington, D.C.) The report released detailing what allowed Nigerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutllab to board a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day revealed myriad failing communications between counter-terror agencies and one positive. Al Qaeda is using "The Three Stooges" shorts to recruit.

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Senator Joe Lieberman Vows to End Poverty
 
by NickFun
 
Senator Joe Lieberman (shown here with a member of the Hitler youth) wants to eliminate poverty from the U.S.
Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people.

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Rep. Tom DeLay Leaves the Congress and Washington Behind, for now. Tom Delay Leaves Congress to Run For Presidency in 2008

Cheney Sex Tape Leaked!

Tom Delay Evildoer 43% of Americans Believe that Tom Delay is an Evildoer

Bush Miers Conservatives Flee Republican Party In Protest Over Bush Nomination of Gal Pal Harriet Miers to The Supreme Court

Bill Frist Admits He Loves Men!

 

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