Biden To Obama: "Yes We Can?"

by Ed E. Druckman

(Washington-DC) After President Obama's State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking. Read More __________________________________

GOP to Honor James O'Keefe for Break in at Sen. Mary Landrieu's Offices

by Kamal El-Din

(Washington D.C.) GOP lawmakers rallied around James O'Keefe today to show support for the young operative who was arrested yesterday doing the GOP's bidding. O'Keefe and three fellow co-conspirators where arrested while trying to tap the phones of Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu. Read More __________________________________

White House Report Shocker: Al Qaeda Recruiting Using "The Three Stooges"

by Ed E. Druckman

(Washington, D.C.) The report released detailing what allowed Nigerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutllab to board a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day revealed myriad failing communications between counter-terror agencies and one positive. Al Qaeda is using "The Three Stooges" shorts to recruit. Read More __________________________________

Senator Joe Lieberman Vows to End Poverty

by NickFun

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people. Read More __________________________________

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