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#Pope Announces Gamaification of Salvation at the Vatican
 
by Kamal El-Din
 
Road to Glory App Will Get You to Heaven!UCS(Rome)- Unconfirmed Sources report the Pope has released a point system to achieve salvation. The system includes point values for good acts as well as deductions for sins.

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio Denied Racial Profiling
 
by NickFun
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio claims he doesn't discriminate because he hates everyone.
Embattled Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio vehemently denied today that his department engages in racial profiling because he profiles everyone regardless of race, country of origin, sexual orientation or political preference.

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John Roberts: I'm Sorry I Said That
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"Got Ya!"

When he was first nominated to head the Supreme Court by the then leader of our nation, George W. Bush, I wrote the following piece on Chief Justice John Roberts. In light of his recent vote on The Affordable Care Act, (Obamacare), I'd like to apologize for saying the following:

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SCOTUS Immigration Law Decision Inadvertently Gives Entire State Of Arizona To Cesar Millan
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"I don't care how long it takes me, but I'll get them for this"


The Supreme Court of the United States, has issued their ruling on Arizona's controversial tough immigration law. But in addition to striking down most of the law's key provisions, also included waaay in the back, was a little surprise- Arizona is no longer a part of the United States. In fact, it now belongs to television's iconic "Dog Whisperer", Cesar Millan.

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Homeland Security insists the world will be a much safer place with GOD watching everyone Federal Government Creates GOD To Watch Citizens

"Psst...Look over there...is that guy a terrorist? Whenever I See Juan Williams In An Airport I Get Nervous.

E-E-T: News For The Earth And Moon. E-E-T News: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

UCS Trend Report #645

Sarah Palin insists much of what we think we know about history is wrong. Sarah Palin Insists Booth Did Not Kill Lincoln; Implicates CIA Conspiracy

 

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