George W. Bush Needs a Place to Do Illegal Things for God and Country: He Needs Guantanamo Bay
by Kamal El-Din
GitmoFrom the right and always right, commentary by Randy Wright.

Lets get real Americans. We must keep a place like Guantanamo Bay open for business. The truth is in times like these we need a secret place where we can break US laws and flout the United States Constitution for the good of God and country. That's it, that's the truth.

Now I know what all you liberal commies are going to say. "We must play by the rules, we can't sink to their level if we torture people we are no better that they are."

Bullshit!

We ARE better than they are. We are a white Christian nation that has been put on this earth to mold it into the likeness of heaven. And since that is true we need to use all means necessary to fulfill our God given mission. What I ask you is the big deal of violating a couple of laws that were written two hundred years ago when you are doing the bidding of God.

Guantanamo Bay is holy place where George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are doing the bidding of God for a nation too stupid to understand it. These brave me are trying to save America in spite of itself. We as a country just can't see the big picture of what is going on.

George W. Bush needs a place to do illegal things for the good of the country. He needs Guantanamo Bay. Do you want to close Gitmo? Fine. Then we need to find another place for the US Government to do things that the US Government finds to be illegal.

I suggest we make Washington D.C. an 'Extra-constitutional zone'(A place where the US Constitution is not in force). That way anything we do there is above the law. We could seize a few square blocks of run down housing and bring Gitmo right into the capitol, talk about convenience. Not only can we bring terrorists in, but we could also bring American citizens into the 'Extra-constitutional zone' to question them in ways that would other wise be unconstitutional.

That would be great, but I don't see it happening. Alas, this country is too stupid to know when breaking the law is the right thing to do.

So there you have it. I'm Randy Wright, from the right and always right.

 
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