Bill Clinton's Greatest Hits CD
by Marc Rogers
Hey Mr. President! What's in your CD Player?It seems that Former President Clinton will be getting his very own CD compilation. It will be called "The Bill Clinton Collection: Selections from the Clinton Music Room". It is planned to be the first in a series of discs of the former president's favorite tunes.

This has been a long work in progress to acquire liscensing rights to certain titles. The process is now complete and production has now begun for the 11 track disc.

The CD's songs including:

"Feelin' On Yo Booty" by R. Kelly
"My Funny Valentine" by Miles Davis
"If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher
"Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
"It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy

Not to be outdone, the Bush White House announced today they are planning a CD compilation of their own, titled "The G. Bush Jr. Collection: It's Your Money...You Paid For It".

Some of the tracks listed include:

"It's 5 Oclock Somewhere" by Allan Jackson
"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr.
"Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goal Posts of Life" by Bobby Bare
"My Way" by Frank Sinatra
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" by Meatloaf

Look for it's release this coming summer on Ain't Skeered Records.

 
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