Glenn Beck Injured During Penguin Hunt
by Kamal El-Din
Glenn Beck During Penguin Hunt.Unconfirmed sources report that right wing personality Glenn Beck has been rushed to the hospital after being injured during his yearly penguin hunting trip. Beck, who is an avid penguin hunter, was with a group hunting penguins in Antarctica when he was apparently shot by a member of his party. While it is unclear as to the exact circumstances of the accident Beck is said to be resting comfortably having had much buck shot removed from his back side.

Fellow penguin hunting enthusiast Mike Savage was on the trip and spoke to Unconfirmed Sources about the accident over satellite phone.

"We were casing after a small family group, the little ones don't have much meat, but they sure are tender, when the accident happened." Says Savage. "We were in two groups, Glenn was up ahead with me a few others where behind us, some how the penguins got behind us and the other guys started shooting. Glenn went down and we started yelling as the guys just kept blasting away. It was miracle I wasn't shot myself."

Beck was carried by snow mobile back to the lodge booked for the trip where a helicopter picked him up a few hours later. He was then air lifted to a research station and them back to the states.

Beck says he was having a great trip and had bagged several dozen birds before the accident. He also said that he wouldn't let the unfortunate incident keep him from hunting more penguin in the future.

 
Rate This Item
 
I Liked It
 
Print
15528 Views
 
Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.
Dynamic duel - Matthews will face off against Olberman on convention floor NBC anchors get special permission to wield firearms during Democratic Convention

Is Mary Carey the Adult World's Angelina Jolie? Ed-E-torial Number 17: Adopting Machine Angelina Jolie. H'Obama in 2008?

The New David Spade And Chris Farley New Movie Hit: George (Bush) and Dick (Cheney) Go To Jordan

'EGRUS' > BUSH'S SECRET WEAPON TO BRING THE TROOPS HOME

"It's hard to be a political hack" Tim Griffin : Ex-aide to Rove resigns "To spend more time in jail"

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.