Gingrich confession:I'm a big fat lying hypocrite, And I want to be your next President
by Walid
"I'm a two faced liar and a disgusting hypocrite."WASHINGTON (Ucs News) -- Former House speaker and potential presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has confessed, telling conservative Christian leader James Dobson that he was cheating on his wife at around the same time the House was impeaching President Bill Clinton over his White House affair with Monica Lewinsky.

Gingrich admitted that this makes him a two faced liar and a disgusting hypocrite. According to Gingrich "I was playing politics with the nation, while stupping my wife's best friend." Gingrich also stated that, "I'm a Republican with God on my side, I can stup anytime I want to, It's Bill Clintons fault he is a Democrat."

The admission of an adulterous affair places Gingrich in a difficult position. With his plans to seek the Republican Presidential nomination Gingrich must now admit he suffers from shockingly poor judgment and exceedingly poor taste.

Gingrich isn't the only candidate or potential candidate with some messy marriage and divorce issues. Like Gingrich, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been married three times. He's currently the Republican front-runner in the presidential derby.

Richard Land, head of the Southern Baptist Convention's Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, condemned Giuliani's and Gingrich's behavior, calling their multiple divorces immoral, utterly deplorable behavior.

 
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Chris Purcell wrote:
Yes he is a two faced liar and a disgusting hypocrite...and the best that his evil twin, Jerry Falwell could find to give the commencement address at Liberty University. Not surprising behavior for that group...he was standing at the front of the line with his bucket of stones to cast at President Clinton.

Do these guys have any idea that God does know what they are doing and what they are saying...they probably should hope that the end is not at hand...scary!!!
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