Alberto Gonzales : US Attorney Firings Masterminded While Watching Porn
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I'm Masterminding Right Now!(Washington : Ucs News) Unconfirmed sources report Alberto Gonzales will be facing congress again to explain again how the 8 US attorneys we fired. According to sources Washington Golzales will admit that he Masterminded the firings while enjoying porn that was "confiscated" by the Department of Justice.

Alberto Gonzales however is not the only administration official facing dismissal over viewing porn on the job. Republican sources also disclosed that it is now a virtual certainty that Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty, whose incomplete and inaccurate congressional testimony about the prosecutors helped precipitate the crisis, will also resign shortly.

In a sign of Republican despair, GOP political strategists on Capitol Hill said that it is too late for Gonzales' departure to head off a full-scale Democratic investigation into the motives and timing behind firings masterminded while watching porn.

"Democrats smell blood in the water, and (Gonzales') resignation won't stop them," said a well-connected Republican Senate aide. "And on our side, no one's going to defend him. It's like the Mark Foley affair all over again, accept Alberto Gonzales doesn't really like gay porn.

 
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