Lindsay Lohan Premiers Remake of Paris Hilton Sex Tape on Hustler Online
by Dood Abides
Screen capture from Hustler Online's remake of Paris Hilton sex tape starring Lindsay Lohan


Los Angeles, CA (DMZ) - Just as buzz over Lindsay Lohan's recent controversial New York Magazine nude photo spread, à la Marilyn Monroe, has begun to die down, it seems the actress has pushed the envelope yet farther. Hustler Magazine announced today that it's online video section would begin featuring a remake of the popular Paris Hilton sex tape, this time staring Ms. Lohan. The new video is the latest in a series of projects that Ms. Lohan has decided to undertake in which she recreates previously popular iconic works by blonde bombshells, with the hope of revitalizing her own image.

"She was just a sweetheart to work with, very professional." said Hustler Magazine tycoon Larry Flynt of Ms Lohan. "We went all out on this one, even utilizing a home video camera to preserve the low-quality, grainy nature of the original viral masterpiece. In the interest of full disclosure, however, we relied on the use of a stunt double for Lindsay in some portions of the video, but I defy viewers to identify those few, brief shots."

Servers for Hustler Online reportedly went down late this afternoon after apparently being swamped by requests for the video. Bootleg downloaded copies of the $19.95 twenty minute video began popping up on various file sharing services across the Internet. Hustler Online insisted that the copies were illegal, and that a portion of their download fee was going towards a substance abuse and rehab program of Ms Lohan's choice.

A spokesperson for Ms Lohan refused to either confirm or deny rumors that for her next project in the series, the 21-year-old actress would be attempting to gain over eighty pounds to re-create a number of popular photo spreads of the late Anna Nicole Smith.

 
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