iPhone Hi-Jacked : Grand Theft Auto 4 on the Streets of Cupertino
by Walid
GTA 4 rocks Apple : "You sir.....Step away from the iPhone!"(Reichtenburg, Germany) UCS News-- German high school student has once again achieved the impossible. 18 years old Hans Nuttzipper has cracked the encryption and ported the shocking popular Grand Theft Auto 4 video game to the Apple iPhone.

According to tech watchers Nuttzipper has "Once again scaled the mount Olympus of iPhone - hacks." CNet declared the GTA4 iPhone hack "A stunning achievement that will inspire millions."

Nuttzipper announced the GTA4/iPhone hack on his blog and provided the 18 step instructions and required code. The young German took on the challenge after a classmate stated it would be impossible. Nuttzipper attacked the iPhone and his copy of GTA 4 with vengeance and after a marathon coding session booted GTA4 on his 8gig iPhone.

Steve Jobs stated in a press release "Nuttzipper is a giant among his peers, this single feat will nearly guarantee Apple sells another million iPhones next year."
"We are excited about creating a vibrant third-party developer community around the iPhone and enabling hundreds of new applications for our users," Jobs said in the posting.

 
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al wrote:
Do you he could be persuaded to have a go at getting Flash to run on the iPhone?
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Diggy wrote:
So a handheld iphone has as much processing power as a PS3? Riiiiiiiiiight.

Heh, I call shenanigans.
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DTq wrote:
whats Nuttzipper blog?
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wilson wrote:
this is unbelievable no way.
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ME wrote:
bag of shite, why even bother to type this?
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Niko Bellic wrote:
If a Macbook Pro can outrun a PowerMac G5 Dual 2.8GHz machine, the iPhone can run GTA IV.
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You must feel stupid. I did. wrote:
You all do realize this site is satire right?
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Professional wrote:
Hey dumbshit the iPhone dosent need to be ass powerful as ps3. It was PORTED to iPhone meaning converted retard
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donny wrote:
no.. look at this one.. http://www.unconfirmedsourc... same thing but for halo
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