Al three of these lovely ladies bounced back into terrific shape after gaining weight and having babies. Unconfirmed Sources has learned their magical weight loss secrets!
Jennifer Lopez said, "If I'm not fit and trim then I'm out a few million bucks a year. That's incentive. If I have to frickin starve myself I will. I take laxatives. End of story¯.
Halle Berry said money was a concern but that's not the only way she stays trim. "I have my own private plastic surgeon", she stated. "Whenever I gain a few pounds he just sucks it out of me with this vacuum device. This way I can eat all I want and never gain a pound".
Sarah Jessica Parker claims she works out like a maniac every day and vomits when she eats too much because, "people are going to see me naked and there's nothing worse than fat, sagging, ugly old tits"¯.
Rosie O'Donnell said, "what secret? I'm FAT! I don't have any incentive to lose weight because I get paid just as much for being fat"¯.