Unwed, ultra-conservative, Bible-humping Christian socialite and author Ann Coulter admitted in an unusually candid interview that she once performed fellatio on a liberal.
Ms Coulter had repeatedly denied ever having sexual contact with a liberal until she was presented with photographic evidence from a party at the University of Michigan in 1984.
"It was in my third year of law school", the 46-year-old Coulter confided. "I was drunk. He swore to me that he was a Christian conservative. He even showed me a Bible!"
Mark Grainger, now a public defender in New York City, remembers the evening quite differently. "I was at a party and Ann came up to me asked me if I had a big manstick. I offered to show it to her and she wound up on her knees fellating me. I never showed her a Bible and she never even asked me about my political persuasion!"
Grainger also revealed that Ms Coulter does not have an Adam's apple. Her throat simply bears the permanent outline of his penis from that evening.
Other friends and associates of Grainger seemed to confirm his version of events.
"Yea, she s*cked him off!" claimed former classmate Brad Dickinson who provided the photo and was also at the party that evening.
The actual photo has not been released to the news media but is undoubtedly available on YouTube or Facebook.
Ms Coulter stated that since that night she has never had sex with another liberal and now performs sex only in the traditional or "missionary" position.
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