Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Consecrative Evangelical Christian Female Democrats flock to Sarah Palin
by Walid
Sarah Palin sets sights on 8 Denocratic supporters(Cleveland : Ohio) Ucs news-- In what can only be called a political master stroke, Arizona Senator John McCain has selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his choice for Vice President. As McCain and Palin campaigned together in the battle ground state of Ohio be became clear the several Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Consecrative Evangelical Christian Democrats might consider McCain over Barack Obama.

A national poll of Democrats has revealed that fully 8 people nation wide fit the demographic targeted by the nomination of Sarah Palin. National pollster Zogby stated, "I see the hand of Karl Rove in this pick, It is cynical attempt to slice off the so called Clinton Democrats while shoring up the far right base."

Ucs News has since followed up the Zogy poll with a phone survey. Ucs News has called each of the 8 Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Consecrative Evangelical Christian Female Democrats. The official results show that of the 8, only 2 reside in "Battle ground" states and these 2 both work for the Obama organization.

The final analysis has once again proved the VP choice has no effect. John McCain should be thankful for that.

 
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