Unconfirmed Divine Sources revealed today that God has defaulted on a $27653·2916743399 loan and has been forced to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
"The problem", the source said, "is that the price of galaxies kept going up and up. God kept building more and more galaxies on the assumption that the price would go higher. But the bottom fell out and now we can't give these damn galaxies away".
Scientists have estimated there are currently 200 billion galaxies in the observable universe and many more are still in the process of being built. Financial analysts state that the Universe will most probably collapse within the next 50 years unless someone buys it out.
"Even our own galaxy is not generating income", said NASA administrator Mike Griffin.
"He's been running the Universe at a loss for over 10 billion years", on analyst claimed. "Creditors are pounding on His door demanding payment!"
Divine Sources speculate that in order to save money God built many galaxies without profit potential and few stars or planets have resources such as gold or silver. Also, there is intelligent life on fewer than half the galaxies over a billion years old.
"We are hoping that the universe will be bought out by a friendly power and not turned into a massive parking lot", the source said.
God himself was unavailable for comment.
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