After the successful beer summit which helped heal race relations in the US, President Barack Obama has invited Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Israeli President Shimon Peres to a beer summit in Washington, DC this fall.
"I have found that nothing brings peace to this Earth more quickly than a few beers, some burgers, pork rinds and a few bags of nachos", Obama declared. "There is nothing comparable to solving the world's crisis than sitting down with a few cold ones".
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was dismayed when she discovered that she would not be invited to the summit.
"It's a guy thing", Obama explained.
The Iranian president expressed doubt about the success of the summit. "We are Muslims! We do not drink beer!" Ahmadinejad exclaimed. "We will destroy the United States!"
Al-Maliki also expressed discontent with Obama's plan. "If he tried to forces us to drink beer we will declare jihad!" the Iraqi leader suggested. A jihad is a Muslim Holy War against infidels.
Obama assured the Middle Eastern leaders that non-alcoholic beer could be provided and even suggested that the Israeli leader refrain from eating the pork rinds indicating that he is sensitive and aware of foreign culture.