Senator Jim DeMint Urges Concentration Camps for Gay Teachers
by Walid
DeMint...DeMental?Spartanburg (South Carolina) Today the out spoken Senator Jim DeMint from South Carolina called for gay teachers, and unmarried sexually active women to be arrested. DeMint went on to urge the creation of concentration camps, "so we can keep on eye on these folks."

According to DeMint, gay teachers, and unmarried sexually active women are a huge threat to America. "Both gay teachers, and unmarried sexually active women continue to tear at moral fabric of America." said Demint. DeMent went on to say that he admired how the German people in the 1940's knew how to handle those "pesky jews".

While DeMint suggested the creation of concentration camps for gay teachers, and unmarried sexually active women. He stopped short of recommending gas chambers and onsite incinerators. "Maybe we could just heat them up a little bit to let them see the errors of their ways. Or maybe the Federal government could issue chastity belts."

For the gays I guess we could just throw away the keys?

 
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