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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Call It Quits

by NickFun

Selene Gomez (left) and Justin Bieber had a 'lovers spat' but later made up.
Pop stars Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez announced today that they are no longer a couple and now hate each others guts.
"She's just a f....g bitch!" Bieber told Unconfirmed Sources. "She always has to have things her way! She doesn't give a rat's ass about what I want!"

"He's full of s..t" Gomez retorted. "He's the one that always wants thing his way. If I want to go to the Caribbean he wants to go to Aruba. If I order lobster bisque he will embarrass me by ordering a hamburger!"

Gomez claims that she had been saving herself for marriage before she met Bieber and now regrets removing her 'puity ring'.

"If I hadn't met him I'd be a happy virgin right now" the youthful diva declared.

"If I hadn't met her I'd be doing a bunch of hot chicks!" Bieber retaliated.

Shortly after this interview Bieber and Gomez spent a few minutes alone and apparently made up, retreating into a nearby bedroom.

"Please don't tell anyone all that s..t we were saying", Bieber stated.

An Unconfirmed Source provided the pair with a condom as they made their exit.

"I'm gonna need a bunch of these!" Bieber exclaimed as the bedroom door closed.

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harry wrote:

Watch Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Call It Quits Video -http://bit.ly/l6FHFm

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nickfun wrote:

Thanks for the plug Harry. Don't forget to put the url in from this site. Otherwise I will have to sue you for untold millions ;) JK!

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Jessica Gray wrote:

Fakest story i have ever heard in my life..... first off, thats not even selena and second thats a sperate pic that justin was in cuzz ive seen that pic
soo whoever wrote this is a liar

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nickfun wrote:

You got me Jessica! This story is a lie. Pure bullshit. Hey look up the word "satire" online.

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jade wrote:

thiz iz such a big fat lie... first of all, like the other chick said, itz a seperate pic! second i know justinz not the type 2 say those wordz!!!!!!!!!!!!! and im pretty sure justin and selena owuldnt like thiz very much!!

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nickfun wrote:

Hi Jade! You're right. This story is bullshit. And you should learn to use spell check.

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not llivain wrote:

wtf tis ' is fn buul chiz !!!!!!!!!!!!

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