Media trying Desperately to Avoid Ron Paul
by NickFun
Despite his popularity, the media has been publicly avoiding Ron Paul
The entire news media has been involved in a not-so-secret campaign to avoid Presidential candidate Ron Paul, according to sources.

Despite Paul coming in a strong second place in the Iowa straw polls (and may have made first if the missing ballots had been accounted for) and making more money than the other candidates, news reporters have been giving the nod to Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and anyone else. They even give more press to Newt Gingrich.

"The problem is", said CNN reporter Dan Rivers, "is that Paul is too logical. He wasn't called to run by Jesus, he's too intelligent and actually believes in that silly U.S. Constitution instead of the Bible! What kind of person would vote for him?"

Paul also has ideas on how to balance the budget, eliminate the war on drugs, stop the wars and restore the dignity of the United States in the eyes of the world, issues other republicans oppose.

"You can't balance the budget without taxing the rich!" said candidate Newt Gingrich. "And if you tax the rich they will have less money and...and...they won't have as much to invest. Or something".

I would say more about Ron Paul but I am a member of the media and I have said too much already!"

 
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Drago wrote:
Most people CAN vote for Ron Paul regardless of whether he's nominated by the republican party or (probably) not.

Forty-two states permit write-in votes during the presidential election. That is, voters can write-in the name of anyone they please on their ballot for president.

Voters can write-in the name Ron Paul for instance.

The only states that do not permit write-in votes are HI, LA, NE, NM, NV, OK, SC, SD .
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nickfun wrote:
But the chances of him winning remain slim!
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Louis Nardozi wrote:
Well let's see.

Who will bring the troops home?
Who will cut the budget by half a trillion first day?
Who will prevent the million murders a year our government currently performs?
Who can free me from being accountable to my Creator for all those deaths?
Who will do their best to get the Patriot Act repealed?
Who really cares about ME, and truly believes that I own myself, NOT the government?
Who admits the dollar is now worth less than 2% of what it originally was?
Who wants to stop the current policy of robbing seniors by keeping interest rates artificially low?
Who wants to end the War on Drugs and use that money to actually HELP people?

You don't need me to tell you to Vote Vertebrate to know which man in the room has the spine.

Vote Vertebrate - Ron Paul 2012!
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nickfun wrote:
Hear hear!
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