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2012-06-02     Trump Pad Tablet set to take on Apple iPad

2012-06-02     Trump wins trademark law suit, The Donald claims "Bloviating Ignoramus"

2012-06-02     Romney Blasts Obama Jobs Number "more Proof wealthy Americans need to pay lower taxes!"

2012-05-28     Romney Campaign Plans Pre-Election Military Strike Against Iran

2012-05-27     Mitt Romney Fires Homosexual Landscapers over Political Concerns

2012-05-27     Wind Turbine Spews Radiation as Wind Energy Crisis Escalates

2012-05-27     Romney Campaign Claims He Created about 23 Jobs

2012-05-27     Is Grover Norquist Losing His Grip on GOP Jewels?

2012-05-27     DOZENS OF GOP CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATES REFUSE TO SIGN NORQUIST ANTI-MASTERBATION PLEDGE

2012-05-27     Romney to sign Norquist's Anti-Masturbation pledge

2011-03-06     Charlie Sheen Vows to Free Libya "I have the Blood of Freedom in my veins!"

2011-03-05     Sarah Palin Visits Angola Border to Aid Libyan Refugees

2011-02-06     California Family Council Releases Bullying Guide for k-12 Kids

2011-02-06     Conservatives Celebrate Reagan Legacy : Dead Fags

2011-02-05     GOP Introduces Bill To Ban CFL Light Bulbs and Solar Calculators

2011-02-05     Texas Education Cuts lead to Massive Student Lay offs

2011-02-05     Palin Wins Trademark Lawsuit

2010-12-19     Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Released by Wikileaks

2010-12-19     Family Research Council joins with KKK in Anti Gay rally

2010-12-19     WikiLeaks John Boehner's plan to Bankrupt America and Kill Off Social Security

2010-12-11     Osama bin Laden embarrassed, Julian Assange WikiLeaks Al-Qaeda Documents

2010-12-05     Tension grows between Calif. Christians, FBI after informant infiltrates church

2010-12-04     Senate Republicans vote to raise taxes on middle class

2010-12-03     Julian Assange Promises to WikiLeak Obama's Birth Certificate from Kenya

2010-12-03     Senator Jon Kyl, if I had a Nuclear Missile I would Aim it at You.

2010-12-03     Senator John McCains's DADT Policy "Dirty Fags Not American Enough"

2010-10-10     Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle promises to Invade Nuclear Capable City of Dearborn

2010-10-09     Naked Cowboy President Promises to shake his Ass at the Economy

2010-10-09     Naked Cowboy, Christine "The Witch" O'Donnell Join The Village People, Tea Party Patriots

2010-10-08     Sharon Angle Suspends Campaign to Save Dearborn Women from Sharia Law Stoning

2010-10-04     Senator Jim DeMint Urges Concentration Camps for Gay Teachers

2010-10-03     John Boehner and Michele Bachmann announce Rape and Incest Reproductive Freedom Act

2010-10-03     INS Raids Meg Whitman Campaign Office ; 16 Workers Arrested

2010-09-06     Newt Gingrich Blasts Plan for Starbucks Coffee House near Ground Zero

2010-07-17     iphone 4 reception boosted by Power Balance Hologram Bracelet : says Steve Jobs

2010-07-17     Power Balance Hologram Bracelet Blamed for Stroke : Under FDA Review

2010-04-03     UCS Trend Report #645

2010-03-28     Teabagger Mike Vanderboegh Admits "I'm Paid to Eat by US Government"

2010-03-27     UCS Trend Report #643: Obama Keeps Promise : Sarah Palin Reloads : Tea Bagging Terrorist : Republicans Ready HCR Repeal : Jessie James Meet Tiger Woods

2010-02-09     Sarah Palin Admits she had "Plam Prompter" installed before Tea Party Speech

2010-02-06     Sarah Palin Tea Party Keynote Blasts Republican Senator Richard Shelby

2010-02-06     Senator Richard Shelby Demands Earmark Cash in Unmarked Bills

2010-01-30     New York City Cowards Step Aside - Chillicothe Ohio to host KSM trial and Lead USA War on Terror

2010-01-30     Orrin Hatch Declares War on Heath Care Reform and Uninsured Americans

2010-01-26     Mitch McConnell Arrested : Senator Caught Filibustering Underage Girl

2010-01-25     Sarah Palin Vows to Continue McCain's Legacy of Campaign Finance Reform

2010-01-24     Goldman Sachs Memo Leaked: Hit List of US Senators Made Public

2010-01-24     US Supreme Court to Announce New Corporate Sponsor.

2009-11-08     Hewlett Packard admits printer Ink "grossly overpriced" raises price to double Kodak

2009-10-25     New U2 Song Rose is a toilet bowl not good , Says Bono

2009-09-16     Patrick Swayze becomes one with "the Force" Star Wars fans Shocked

2009-09-12     John Boehner enters Maryland rehab facility

2009-08-30     Wal-Mart to Sell Foreclosed homes

2009-08-30     The Dead Kennedys Welcome new band member - Senator Ted Kennedy

2009-08-29     Jackson death ruled as Pathetic

2009-08-29     John McCain to Honor Kennedy Legacy By Blasting Healthcare Reform

2009-08-28     Death Star Closed for Asbestos removal : Storm Troopers launch class action lawsuit

2009-08-28     John McCain the Coward Flees from Mob of Uninsured Senior Citizens

2009-08-27     Senator Tom Coburn Offers Heath Care to Uninsured : Thousands Apply For Help

2009-08-26     Yoda Indicted : Kickbacks Taken from Death Star Salvage Contracts

2009-08-21     Fantasy Player Strike Cripples Imaginary Baseball League

2009-08-19     Republicians Seem Set to Go It Alone on a Health Bill

2009-08-18     Robert Novak is Dead : World goes on with one less mean old jerk

2009-08-16     GOP Sponsored Healthcare Town hall Meeting Ends in Violent Bloody Riot

2009-08-16     The GOP Health care Promise: 47 Million uninsured to remain uninsured

2009-08-07     Goldman Sachs to Use Front Running Strategy to Reduce Health reform Costs

2009-08-01     Lou Dobbs admits : Obama Birth Certificate is real but Questions Hawaii Statehood

2009-07-31     Sen. Dodd has prostate cancer: Insurance Policy Canceled

2009-07-28     RNC commits nearly $1 million to insure your Healthcare Sucks

2009-07-18     Walter Cronkite Dead : Rush Limbaugh Takes place as Most Trusted Man in Media

2009-07-18     Nasa Budget Cuts : Fake Mars Landing Mission Canceled

2009-07-16     Rush Limbaugh demands Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions Apologize for "bigoted remarks"

2009-07-16     Sotomayor picks up key endorsement from Alabama Klan

2009-07-12     Goldman Sachs Launches Hostile Takeover of Bankrupt California

2009-07-12     Michelle Bachman Admits Extramarital Affair and Alien Abduction

2009-07-12     Al Franken sworn in : Disrupts Senate to read new book into Congressional Record

2009-07-12     Jackson Funeral a ratings success, NBC bids 15 million for rights to Paris Hilton's death

2009-07-08     Sarah Palin Blasts Out Going Governor of Alaska

2009-07-03     Billy Mays Inks Deal to Represent Jesus Christ

2009-07-03     Three Americans killed while filming Japanese Game Show

2009-07-03     Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon

2009-05-16     GM Dealer Looks Forward to Selling High quality Used Imports

2009-05-16     US National Park Rangers Support New Concealed weapons Law

2009-05-09     Antonin Scalia blasts President Obama "gay justice...worse than CIA waterboarding."

2009-05-03     GOP Leaders Try to Improve the Republican Party's Image : Professional Turd Polishers Wanted

2008-12-23     Britney Spears Appointed to Obama Economic team

2008-12-21     Blagojevich vows bring more shame and embarrassment to Illinois

2008-12-21     Chinese Lead Contaminated with Toys

2008-10-28     Proposition 8 Revenge : California Gays plan attacks on Utah LDS Mormon Church

2008-10-28     Sarah Palin Drops Expensive cloths : DURING RALLY!

2008-10-26     Mormons and LDS church withdraw support for Proposition 8 and apologize to gays

2008-10-25     Alan Greenspan admits "I screwed up"

2008-10-23     Sarah Palin to drop puck at Blues Game in $6600 Dior Pant suit

2008-10-21     Republicans react as Joe the Plumber reveals that he's gay

2008-10-21     Sarah Palin Accuses Democratic Voters of Stealing Election

2008-10-21     Apple Inc. Stock Surges as Steve Jobs Gets Seasonal Flu Shot

2008-10-20     McCain Robo Calls Halted : Battle Droid R2D2 Claims Responsibility

2008-10-19     McCain Surging ahead in "Real America" 55 to 40

2008-10-16     Terrorists to help Raise $8.4 Million for Prop. 8 Fight in California :Al-Qaeda Leader Osama Bin Laden agrees with Mormons

2008-10-16     John McCain dumps Sarah Palin : Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher takes VP slot

2008-10-15     Mormons Join with Ku Klux Klan to Raise $8.4 Million for Prop. 8 Fight in California

2008-10-15     California Prop 8 : Adolph Hitler would be Proud

2008-10-15     California Prop 8 supporters are Vile Scum: (my neighbors included)

2008-10-11     California Proposition 8 : Creepy Polygamists join fight against Gay Marriage

2008-10-11     Breaking: Sarah Palin Arrested - Candidate to face Ethics charges in "Trooper Gate"

2008-10-11     California Proposition 8 "Marriage Protection Act" to Ban Sexy Young Secretaries and 60 inch LCDs

2008-10-11     Sarah Palin Field Dresses Deer During Rally : McCain Supporters Riot

2008-10-09     Hockey Moms Put Sarah Palin in the Penalty Box

2008-10-09     Following McCain Rally: Mayor of Strongsville Ohio admits "We are morons"

2008-10-08     Sarah Palin Hockey Mom From Hell : McCain Post Debate Free Fall : Red States Bleeding Blue : Unconfirmed Wisdom #700

2008-10-08     Sarah Palin Blasts McCains Weak Debate Performance

2008-10-07     Trash Talking Sarah Palin tells supporters "I would kill to win Florida!"

2008-10-07     Barack Obama and William Ayres, What Every Voter MUST Know

2008-10-06     Sarah Palin Continues Vicious Attacks on Barack Obama

2008-10-06     Sarah Palin Blasts John McCain for Keating 5 Fiasco

2008-10-06     Charles Keating Fired from John McCain's Economic Team

2008-10-05     Joe Sixpack files suit against McCain/Palin Campaign "False Statements must stop"

2008-10-05     "Brawling" Sarah Palin Loses Key Endorsement : NASM to support Obama

2008-10-03     Sarah Palin Survives Debate : McCain Abandons Michigan : Bacon Wrapped Bailout gets bailed out

2008-10-01     Wall Street Stunned by Massive UCS Collapse

2008-09-28     Letterman's Rampage : McCain's Suspension : Palin impaled : Katie Killin' it : Bush's next war Unconfirmed Wisdom #721

2008-09-26     McCain Torpedoes Bush Bailout : Republicans Battle Republicans

2008-09-23     White House Bailout Plans 18-Month Long Occupation of Wall Street

2008-09-21     John McCain Losing His Grip on Christian Evangelicals

2008-09-20     New Group Protests the Bush Wall Street Bailout Plan

2008-09-20     John McCain Better Prepared To Lead During Our Nations Coming Hardships

2008-09-20     Financial Collapse: Bush tours Wall Street Devastation

2008-09-20     Barack Obama Suspends Campaign due to Bank Failures

2008-09-20     Sarah Palin missing in Bank Collapse : The Bush Legacy : Ike Irony : Phil Gramms Banks Fail : October Surprise comes Early : Unconfirmed Wisdom #493

2008-09-20     Former Republican Senator Phil Gramm Dragged From Home : Beaten by Angry Tax Payers

2008-09-15     Lehman Brothers Purchase a Rare Opportunity says Waste Management Inc.

2008-09-15     Wall Street Collapse makes it Official! Bush 2nd Term a Complete Disaster

2008-09-14     Rove: McCain "not lying enough in attack ads"

2008-09-14     Osama Bin Laden Video message released: McCain Attack ads went "too far from the truth"

2008-09-14     McCain/Palin Campaign Causing Lobbyist Shortage

2008-09-13     John McCain Gambles with Our Future

2008-09-12     Experts Predict 28% Chance John McCain Will Die in First Term

2008-09-12     Evangelical Christians Stunned : Atheist Tapped to Run Saddleback Mega Church

2008-09-12     Troublesome SPORE DRM Cracked by German Teen

2008-09-12     Apple Releases McCain Edition Ipod Nano

2008-09-12     Harvard Endowment To Fund John McCain School of P.O.W. Studies

2008-09-12     Election Bomb shell: George W. Bush and John McCain are BOTH Republicans

2008-09-11     McCain / Palin Blast Obama for campaigning on "issues"

2008-09-10     Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin Hospitalized After Late Night Crash

2008-09-10     Sarah Palin Seizes control of McCain Campaign Organization

2008-09-09     Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews Leave NBC to Join Staff at UnconfirmedSources.com

2008-09-08     Palin's Press Pass : Bristol's "Choice" : Fannie and Freddie Fail : Cheney's Rusty Saber : McCain shoots down Olberman : Unconfirmed Wisdom #824

2008-09-07     Saudi Arabia Announces Plan for Future Energy Dominance

2008-09-06     Cheney: Russia's actions an 'affront' : Launches Invasion of oil rich Venezuela

2008-09-06     John McCain : "I will ask Sarah Palin and Antonin Scalia to lead nation womb registration program"

2008-09-05     Levi Johnston : Very Lucky to be alive

2008-09-04     Griff Jenkins' Mother to Address Republican National Convention

2008-09-04     History Channel Launches New Series : Gay Ice Road Truckers

2008-09-03     Terrorist Osama Bin Laden to Address Republican National Convention

2008-09-03     McCain's Palin Problems : VP and abstinence counselor : Levi Johnston Score! : Unconfirmed Wisdom #654

2008-09-03     John McCain injured during RNC "Mishap"

2008-08-31     Evil Democrats Pray that Gustav will flood New Orleans

2008-08-30     Republicans scramble to evacuate Minneapolis ahead of hurricane Gustav

2008-08-30     Paris Hilton more qualified than Sarah Palin for McCain VP Slot

2008-08-30     Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Consecrative Evangelical Christian Female Democrats flock to Sarah Palin

2008-08-29     McCain VP Scandal widens : Who is the Leaker?

2008-08-29     McCain VP Choice Leaked by AP : Tim Pawleny

2008-08-29     Nation Morns the Tragic Loss of Fox News Reporter Griff Jenkins

2008-08-27     Missing Fox News Reporter Griff Jenkins Killed During Daring Denver Recuse Operation

2008-08-27     Rudy Giuliani : Former New York Drag Queen To Give Keynote Address at Republican National Convention

2008-08-26     John McCain "Thank God Liberals don't shoot people"

2008-08-24     Fox News Correspondent Griff Jenkins missing presumed dead after Bloody Denver Riot

2008-08-24     Wal-Mart Agrees to Fund Labor Union Votes in US stores

2008-08-24     Microsoft Hires Jerry Seinfeld to Patch Vista Code Base

2008-08-24     McCain Counters Obama VP Choice : Master Chief to face Joe Biden

2008-08-18     Denver Police Raid "Operation Chaos" Training Camp Rush Limbaugh Wounded and Arrested

2008-08-17     John McCain is witness to Ellen DeGeneres / Portia de Rossi wedding

2008-08-17     Olympic Swimming Champion Michael Phelps Demands Bigfoot Investigation

2008-08-15     John McCain Begs Republican Supporters to Stop Murdering Democrats and Liberals

2008-08-15     Michael Phelps Pleads To US Government "Please Release my family"

2008-08-09     Tetrahydrogestrinone, (THG) Named Official Steroid of Beijing Olympics

2008-08-09     Russian planes attack Georgia : John McCain vows to defend Atlanta

2008-08-09     Olympic Sprit Crushed by Russian Tanks : Beijing Officials demand Vladimir Putin leave China

2008-08-08     McCain Slams Obama over Lake Michigan Oil Drilling Plan

2008-08-08     Beijing Olympic Knock-offs contain Lead, PVC

2008-08-06     Exxon-Mobile Announces the Purchase of John McCain

2008-08-06     United Airlines to Charge for Water, Coffee and Bathroom Use

2008-08-06     Nation Supports off shore Drilling : California and Florida backing Yucca mountain project and Mountain top removal in West Virginia

2008-08-05     Paris Hilton Withdraws Support from John McCain

2008-08-04     Tearful Barack Obama admits- "John McCain's Attack ads are all true"

2008-08-04     Three Olympic Athletes Test Negative For Performance Enhancing Drugs

2008-08-03     Beijing Smog Chamber gives US Olympic Athletes the Competitive Edge

2008-08-01     Barack Obama Invited to Dinner with John McCain's First Wife

2008-07-31     Barack Obama Admits to Love Affair outside of Marriage to Michelle

2008-07-31     McCain: Offshore Coal Mining is 'Something We Have to Do'

2008-07-31     Army Develops New Combat Uniforms for Gay Soldiers

2008-07-30     Ben Stein recommends McCain hire Scum bag to help campaign

2008-07-30     Unitarians prepare for Jihad

2008-07-28     McCain Energy Policy : Drilling for Oil will reduce our dependence on Oil

2008-07-27     McCain Gives Dalai Lama "Straight Talk"

2008-07-27     Bush Refuses to Set Timeline for Withdrawal From White House

2008-07-26     Ford to Convert Truck Factory into Money Burning Plant

2008-07-26     GM Delays Chevy Volt Hybrid Production .......Again

2008-07-02     Mona-Vie Active Recalled By FTA

2008-06-28     Pro-Life Groups Protest 2nd Amendment Ruling by Supreme Court

2008-06-26     Hand Gun band Lifted : Washington D.C. Criminals Rejoice!

2008-06-26     John McCain Demands Resignation of Key Obama Staffer

2008-06-20     al-Qaeda To Close Its 527 In Response To Obama's Candidacy

2008-06-18     John McCain Rushed to Hospital For Examination

2008-06-17     John McCain Seeks Labor Union Support

2008-06-17     McCain Calls For Drilling Off the Coast of Florida and Montana

2008-06-15     McCain Campaign Leads Relief Efforts For Unemployed Lobbyists

2008-06-15     McCain blasts Obama's Flood Relief Efforts "Phony Political Posturing"

2008-06-15     John McCain Sex Video Yanked From YouTube.com

2008-06-14     iphone iPfreaks already lined up for new 3G iphone weeks ahead of launch.

2008-06-14     Obama Campaign Issues Stadium Challenge to John McCain

2008-06-14     McCain Slams US Constitution on Release of Terrorist Detainees

2008-06-14     Tim Russert celebrated : Survival of Bill O'Reilly Mourned

2008-06-12     Andre the Giant Joins John McCain as Surprise VP Choice

2008-06-12     Barack Obama: "You can have my 3G iphone when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

2008-06-09     John McCain Joins the Keating Five Reunion Tour

2008-06-08     John McCain Signs Exxon Mobil Corporation as Lead Campaign Sponsor

2008-06-08     High Gas Prices Strand Shuttle Discovery in Orbit

2008-06-08     McCain Refuses to Discuss Obama Debates without preconditions

2008-06-07     Ashamed Big Brown Admits He Was Hung Over

2008-06-06     Record High Crude Oil Prices Cripple Grand Theft Auto 4 game play

2008-06-06     Barack Obama Picks Vice President

2008-06-05     Joe Lieberman: "Barack Obama hit me!"

2008-06-05     OBAMA SAYS BILLY MAYS WOULD BE ON ANYONE'S VP 'SHORT LIST'

2008-06-05     GM's Hummer Being Considered for U.S. Endangered Species List

2008-06-04     Hillary Clinton Offers Barack Obama VP Spot

2008-06-03     Bush Blasts McCain : "Not up to the Task...."

2008-06-03     Bush endorses Obama as Democratic presidential nominee

2008-06-03     Critics Make Obama's Age An Issue In Presidential Race

2008-06-02     Missing Candidate John McCain Found Safe

2008-05-31     McCain demands Democrats seat all delegates

2008-05-31     John McCain Lists Top Ten Bush Administration Accomplishments:

2008-05-31     Scott McClellan Attacks George Bush and George Lucas

2008-05-30     Scott McClellan Arrested for White House Criticism

2008-05-25     Hummer plans to introduce a Hybrid in 2009

2008-05-25     John McCain For Sale on Ebay

2008-05-24     John McCain's Troubles : More Lobbyists Fired From Campaign Staff

2008-05-24     Hillary Clinton Assassinates Her Own Political Career

2008-05-22     American Airlines to charge $15 for fat people, others may follow

2008-05-22     American Airlines to Eliminate Customers, others may follow

2008-05-19     McCain : More Than Just Straight Talk? : Viagra found on campaign bus

2008-05-18     Arab Leaders Press Bush on Reform

2008-05-18     Disappointed Rush Limbaugh Calls Off Kennedy Death Watch

2008-05-17     Rush Limbaugh : "Americans are sexist bigots"

2008-05-17     Space Aliens admit Roswell crash was a Hoax

2008-05-17     John McCain Blasts California Courts Gay Marriage Ruling

2008-05-16     New poll finds Chelsea Clinton leads John McCain nationwide

2008-05-15     New poll finds Chelsea Clinton leads Hillary Clinton nationwide

2008-05-15     McCain Continues Green Tour : "I Support Natural Gas Powered Wind Turbines"

2008-05-14     Lost season extended by two hours : John McCain Makes Guest Appearance

2008-05-10     John McCain "I promise to invade your vaginas."

2008-05-10     Barack Obama Strikes Back! "If I'm linked to Hamas....John McCain is linked to Stupid"

2008-05-07     McCain Says He Would Put Judge Dredd on Supreme Court

2008-05-07     McCain Says He Would Put "Hanging Judges" on Supreme Court

2008-05-05     PETA requests that Eight Belles jockey Gabriel Saez be euthanized

2008-05-05     Rush Limbaugh Announces Progressive Pro Growth Tax policy

2008-05-05     Confident Obama Halts Indiana Campaign

2008-05-04     Microsoft withdraws bid for Yahoo : "Will focus on existing monopolies."

2008-05-04     iPhone Hi-Jacked : Grand Theft Auto 4 on the Streets of Cupertino

2008-05-03     Lexus to Launch "Micro Luxury Economy" Car E750-G

2008-05-03     John McCain "Grand Theft Auto 4 is a sin against God"

2008-05-03     Superdelegate Yoda to Support Barack Obama

2008-05-03     Obama's Guam Victory Proves Obama Can't Win : Says Clinton

2008-04-30     Large Hadron Collider buys Black Hole Insurance Policy: Says Lloyds Of London

2008-04-30     Cindy McCain admits she voted for Barack Obama in New Mexico Caucus

2008-04-30     John McCain Denounces Barak Obama's Denunciation

2008-04-27     Jeremiah Wright Endorses John McCain : Arizona Senator Too Extreme for America?

2008-04-27     Obama snaps up 4 more delegates: 2 from Clinton : 2 from McCain

2008-04-27     John McCain Taps Osama Bin Laden as Running Mate

2008-04-27     PETA protests Large Hadron Collider on behalf of Hadrons

2008-04-27     Barack Obama Punches Out FOX News' Chris Wallace

2008-04-27     Rush Limbaugh Calls For Violet Uprising : Breaks down on the air

2008-04-25     Rush Limbaugh Placed on Denver's most wanted list

2008-04-25     McCain Criticizes Iraq Response as 'Disgraceful'

2008-04-24     McCain calls North Carolina GOP Tactics "Sleazy" and "disgraceful"

2008-04-24     Obama criticized for "Hopeful" remarks

2008-04-24     McCain : New Orleans Response 'Disgraceful' : Promises Withdraw

2008-04-23     John McCain kicks Lilly Ledbetter in the crotch

2008-04-21     Barack Obama wins Ku Klux Klan Endorsement

2008-04-20     Obama Campaign Admits $2500 Spent on Bowling Lessons

2008-04-19     John McCain defends Passion Fruit Mousse "Recipe is not elitist, it's delicious."

2008-04-19     McCain Injury Not Serious "Accidents Happen"

2008-04-17     NRA Sponsors Virginia Tech vigil

2008-04-17     Pope Benedict Reminds U.S. Catholic Priests to stop Diddling Young Boys

2008-04-13     Stephen Hadley :US Considering "all options" in response to Beijing Olympics

2008-04-12     McCain Gaffe: "Threat to U.S. linked to Hummus"

2008-04-12     Charlton Heston's will calls for Support of Moderate Gun Control

2008-04-09     Gun finally pulled from Charlton Heston's cold dead hands

2008-04-07     Obama campaign Falters : Barack did not vote for Martin Luther King Holiday

2008-04-06     Accordion Players Seek their own "Martin Luther King"

2008-04-06     Secret Service Awards McCain Security Contract to Blackwater USA

2008-04-02     Sharper Image Shakes Off Bankruptcy : Wins Beijing Smog Contract

2008-03-31     GM Leads Ford in Sales of Imaginary Hybrid Vehicles

2008-03-31     More Straight Talk from John McCain : "Battle of Basra just went tits up"

2008-03-31     Olympic Torch Tours Sites of Famous Chinese Massacres

2008-03-30     Battle for Basra : George W. Bush "US Troops are Winning the War"

2008-03-30     Ucs News Special report: Homeopathic preparations entering nation's water supply

2008-03-30     McCain Blasts Bush Administration for not catching Osama bin Laden

2008-03-29     Department of Homeland Security Releases 2008 Terror Alert Notice

2008-03-29     McCain Attacks Obama Economic Policy

2008-03-29     McCain experience as War Hero Qualifies McCain to be a War Hero

2008-03-29     Boston Big Dig Plagued with Expensive Feng Shui Errors

2008-03-28     John McCain Announces Solutions to Sub Prime Mortgage Crisis

2008-03-26     Rapture Delayed : Gods Work Still Incomplete

2008-03-25     3G iPhone II prototype sells on Ebay for $7500.00

2008-03-25     4000 Dead : McCain and Bush Honor Iraq Wars Grim Milestone : Soldiers Families Receive Cake

2008-03-24     Apple Shocks Windows Vista Users: Steve Jobs to offer Service Pack 1A for Microsoft's Troubled OS

2008-03-24     Osama bin Laden blocks Al-Qaeda personnel from reading and posting blogs

2008-03-22     Chinese Officials promise : Blood to be cleaned off streets before Olympics

2008-03-22     Chinese Olympic Skull Crushing Team Trains in Tibetan Revolt

2008-03-21     George W. Bush Approval Ratings Plunge to Record Lows : Laura Demands Separation

2008-03-17     Osama Bin Laden Announces Result : John McCain Wins Al-Qaeda in Iraq Caucus

2008-03-15     Ashley Alexandra Dupre reminds nation that we are still at war in Iraq

2008-03-15     Tax payers bail out high flying Bear Stearns

2008-03-15     John McCain Resting Comfortably After Minor Surgery

2008-03-15     Blu-Ray Nintendo Wii sighted in Tokyo

2008-03-15     Master Chief Super Hack : Halo 3 ported to Nintendo Wii

2008-03-13     John McCain Taps Dick Cheney for VP Spot

2008-03-12     Clinton Campaign Returns $15,000 "Donation" to New York Governor Eliot Spitzer

2008-03-11     New York Governor Demands Spitzer Resignation

2008-03-10     McCain campaign Bombshell : Vietnam invasion plans leaked!

2008-03-09     Tucker Canceled by MSNBC: Host Found Dead

2008-03-08     Obama rejects Clinton offer : "I have no interest in being Hilary Clinton's Vice Presidential house boy"

2008-03-08     Florida, Michigan Democrats consider poll tax to pay for primary revote

2008-03-08     McCain Campaigns with Jeb Bush In Florida; Says VP Spot Still Open

2008-03-08     John McCain enters 6 month vegetative hibernation

2008-03-03     White house holds McCain Straight Talk™ campaign event in Somalia

2008-03-03     America's Stars and Stripes most Popular flag to burn

2008-03-02     Tucker Carlson: "I question John McCain's loyalty to the GOP."

2008-03-02     McCain launches new campaign "Fear We Can Believe in"

2008-02-25     Clinton tells Obama: 'Shame on you'; Obama admits carrier landing was "pure political theater"

2008-02-24     John McCain Proves His Foreign Policy Skill : "Drop Dead Castro"

2008-02-23     Mythbusters Buster resigns to join cast of Smash Lab

2008-02-23     Microsoft VISTA SP1 : 16 DVD set now on Sale

2008-02-23     George W. Bush Joins Obama Supporters in Texas

2008-02-22     McCain Immigration plans change : Extend Border Fence to Cuba

2008-02-16     John McCain Fights Back Against Conservative Group 'Swift Vets and POWs for Truth'

2008-02-16     Swift Boat Veterans backer Bob J. Perry Faces Imaginary Child Pornography Investigation

2008-02-14     Massive Terrorist Car Bomb Attack Kills Terrorist Imad Mughniyeh : Terrorist Hezbollah Leader Nasrallah has no sense of Irony

2008-02-14     Swift Boat Mastermind Bob J. Perry preparing attacks on Obama and Clinton

2008-02-14     Condoleezza Rice : "We could be winning the war in Iraq for the next 15 Years"

2008-02-13     John McCain : "Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Must Resign"

2008-02-12     McCain Campaign Blasts Barack Obama for Dodging Vietnam Service

2008-02-10     Republican-funded Group Attacks Barack Obama's Gulf War Service Record

2008-02-07     McCain Supporter admits Super Tuesday Mistake

2008-02-07     Sylvia Browne Critically injured While Channeling

2008-02-03     Mythbusters fans demand Smash Lab be smashed

2008-02-02     Nation Morns the Tragic Loss of Britney Spears

2008-02-02     Wake up Starbucks! Dunkin' Donuts Launches Coffee War!

2008-01-31     Church of Scientology's Launches Denial-of-Service Attack

2008-01-30     John McCain is on a Roll

2008-01-29     Rudy Giuliani stays in race despite finishing 3rd

2008-01-29     Tony Rezko linked to Whitewater scandal

2008-01-29     Evolution Gains Momentum in Florida Church Court Case

2008-01-27     Mythbuster Adam Savage quits to join cast of Smash Lab

2008-01-26     GM Makes a Comeback: All Electric Cadillac Escalade EXT out sells Toyota Prius

2008-01-26     UCS Trend Report #473: Giuliani Gambles : Huckabee Stumbles : Stimulating Debate : GOP TAX CUTS AGAIN!?

2008-01-26     Mike Huckabee Wins key Florida Endorsement

2008-01-26     700-megahertz Wireless Spectrum Overshadows other Government Auctions

2008-01-25     Rudy Giuliani Wins Hero of 911®™ Trademark Lawsuit

2008-01-25     Church of Scientology slammed by Sub-prime Crisis

2008-01-23     Study Links Puff Adder Genetic Defects To The Church of Scientology

2008-01-22     Fred Thompson quits race : Mitt Romney reaches out to supporters

2008-01-21     John McCain to Chuck Norris: "Bring it on whipper snapper!"

2008-01-19     Paris Hilton Offers Her Own Stimulus Package

2008-01-18     Romney's Campaign admit to "Push polling" and use of Mitt-botts in South Carolina

2008-01-18     Unconfirmed Sources Raided by Ohio Office of Homeland Security

2007-12-15     Democrats Pray for Mike Huckabee

2007-12-13     Romney to divorce 2nd and 3rd wives ahead of Iowa caucus

2007-12-13     George W. Bush Vetoes Children's Heath Insurance and strangles puppy

2007-11-23     Wal-Mart shopping frenzy : 4 year old accidently purchased

2007-10-27     China Space Probe Recalled to Earth : Moon Mission Delayed

2007-10-27     Larry Craig Makes Constitutional Argument : Airport bathroom sex is protected Right

2007-10-25     San Diego Fires : Real-estate agent charged with arson

2007-10-24     FEMA Responds: New Orleans flood waters will be pumped to San Diego fires

2007-10-18     Republican Party Found Dead on Airport Bathroom Floor

2007-10-18     Super Hack : Halo 3 ported to iPhone

2007-10-08     Sen. Larry Craig chosen for Idaho Hall of Shame

2007-10-04     George W. Bush Leads the Fight Against Poor Sick Kids!

2007-10-02     Apple, ATandT sued over iPhone E.coli contamination

2007-10-02     Chinese beef recalled: 42-million pounds contaminated with lead

2007-08-16     Barbie recalled : 500,000 Chinese made dolls effected

2007-08-14     Karl Rove Resigns to Join Darth Vader: Dark Side of the Force Plans Comeback

2007-08-14     Karl Rove Resigns to "Spend more time with legal defense team and family"

2007-08-12     President Bush Okays French Fries

2007-08-12     Bridge Collapse Prompts Review of Safety Inspection Standards

2007-07-31     Dick Cheney to Guest Host Larry King Live

2007-07-31     Noted Skeptic Steven Novella attacked by Creationist Space Zombies

2007-07-30     US Attorney General Moves to impeach Alberto Gonzales

2007-07-29     Subprime Troubles Crushing Second Life Real-estate Values

2007-07-29     Nasa Shuttle program inks deal Anheuser-Busch's Marketing Department

2007-07-29     Alberto Gonzales denies allegations that he told the truth

2007-07-28     NASA Officials Confirm : Space Shuttle Used for Beer Runs

2007-07-27     Lindsay Lohan Demands Refund : Promises Staff Botched Her Rehab

2007-07-25     Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Expelled From Liars Association

2007-07-25     President Safe: Colon Polyps not linked to al-Qaida

2007-07-19     Senate Republicans Win Fight to Continue Losing Iraq War

2007-07-17     Your Home Town Braces for Al-Qaida Terror Attacks

2007-07-17     McCain Tumbles : Presidential Campaign Fires Arizona Senator

2007-07-17     New Bush War Plan To Include September Troop "Splurge"

 

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.