George W. Bush Signs Jon Stewart Stephen Colbert 08 Petition
Bush does his part.The effort to convince Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to run for President and Vice President of the United States got a major boost today as George W. Bush, the President himself, signed the petition. The President took a moment away from campaigning for his struggling party to sign the petition at the White House.

The text of the petition follows:

America, the time has come to start a new chapter in our country's history. A chapter of enlightenment, fairness and strength that will be a beacon to all peoples through out the world. I can think of only two great men who can lead us into this bold new future... Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. These bold men our are country's greatest hope and, with our help, will lead us to a new and shining America. Join Us as we put out the call to Elect Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to be the next President and Vice-President of the United States.

Jon & Stephen,

I believe that you are the only hope for America. America needs you to stand up and fight for what is good and truthy. So, I pledge to support you when you hear the call to service and take up the fight for America.

Please run for President.

George W. Bush


When asked why he signed a petition for a man who has been so critical of him the President answered.

"Hell, I'll sign any petition for any Democrat except Hillary Clinton."


The petition can be viewed here.




Posted by Kamal El-Din

 
 

Your Comments



Allyson M. wrote:

I would be the happiest person alive if they really ran... seriously. I love those guys!
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Jeremy Burns wrote:

This would be a problem, as Stephen's ardent supporters would kill Jon (though we love him dearly) so Stephen could be president. Come on now. How many bridges, hockey mascots, and baby bald eagles does Jon have named for him? Exactly. Colbert/Stephen '08!
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Sharalyn wrote:

Who is Steven?

Exactly.

People will vote for Jon.

I will vote for Jon.

Go, Jon, Go. <3
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Molly Ann wrote:

This country would be a much better place if these two where the leaders. I would vote for them in a heart beat!
Please please please run.
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Name wrote:

I'm fairly sure this is a joke, but depending on the other candidates running I think the two would stand a fair chance. I'd vote for them over Conny or Hilary any day.
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Elliott wrote:

They would be the perfect counterbalance pair running for office. You can count my vote.
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isaac Dukowski wrote:

that would be the best thing ever!!!!!
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Anonymous wrote:

That would be amazing if they actually ran lol.
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