E-E-T News: Unemployment Rises, Sarah Palin Silent and Mom Janine Lindemulder

by Ed E. Druckman

(Milwaukee-WI) Sarah Palin, former Republican Vice Presidential candidate and Alaska Governor, is scheduled to give her first major speech since resigning from the office last summer. It will be at a Wisconsin Right to Life event. While Palin addressing a Right To Life event is no more noteworthy than Levi Johnston speaking to anyone who puts a TV camera in front of him, of note is Palin's purposeful low profile. No press will be allowed into the auditorium and those attending will be prohibited to bring cell phones, cameras, laptops or recording devices of any kind. Reporters asked Palin spokesperson Meg Stapelton why Palin would suddenly go low profile when a recent poll showed that only one in three Americans would consider voting for her. "I just want to say.... for those who think that this is a.....this is a strategy that....oh, who am I kidding. I've got nothing." Read More __________________________________

Ft. Hood gunman Nidal Malik Hasan accused of practicing psychiatry

by Dominus Noster

Pictured right: U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the Ft. Hood mass shooter, accused of practicing psychiatry. FT. HOOD, TEXAS - U.S. Army Major Nidal Hasan, the gunman who went on a deadly shooting rampage on Thursday, now stands accused of having practiced psychiatry. Military officials said they were surprised to learn that Nidal Hasan was involved in something as shadowy as psychiatry. Read More __________________________________

Senator Joe Lieberman Vows to End Poverty

by NickFun

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people. Read More __________________________________

E-E-T News: Obama Ruled American, Priests Against Health Care, Sarah Palin Won't Use The "R" Word

by Ed E. Druckman

(Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance. This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing her son Trig, who has Down syndrome, as "retarded." Palin shot back in an e-mail that CBS, who aired the interview in which the statement was made, was "providing a forum to propagate lies." The statement went on to say, "Trig is our 'blessed little angel' and is lovingly called that every day of his life. But what can you expect from a network run by people who haven't taken Jesus Christ as their savior." Read More __________________________________

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