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Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska Governor to Become Stay At Home Mom
 
by NickFun
 
Palin looks forward to pursuing more enjoyable activities now that she is no longer governor.
Fed up with politics and tired of seeing her kids getting involved with the wrong crowd, Sarah Palin announced today that she will resign as Alaska Governor and devote all her time and energy to performing her "wifely duties".

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Billy Mays Inks Deal to Represent Jesus Christ
 
by Walid
 
We loved you Billy, Keep on Sellin'Tampa,Florida (Ucs News) The Late TV pitch man Billy Mays has signed a 300 year contract to represent the lord our savor Jesus Christ. According sources in heaven the terms include the rights to the Oxy-clean trademark in the afterlife and salvation in exchange for promoting "Christian values" and ethical behavior.

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Three Americans killed while filming Japanese Game Show
 
by Walid
 
They didn't survive a Japanese game show......Tokyo (Japan) Ucs News: In a shocking tragedy 3 American contestants lost their lives in a spectacular accident while filming the popular Japanese game show "I survived a Japanese game show". According to accident investigators "They didn't"

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Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon
 
by Walid
 
Finally....the King of Pop is dead.ARLINGTON(Texas) Ucs News: While millions of his loyal fans mourn the tragic loss of Pop Icon Michael Jackson some in Texas have found reason to celebrate. "We are not really big fans of his music, down here we enjoy country music. And it was hard to watch the girls go crazy for the little fruit cake " says Texan Bruce Canyon.

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A marine on guard duty at camp Delta in Guantanamo Bay Rumsfeld: Guantanamo Bay Personnel to be Retrained over Prisoner Suicides

"For the Love of God, Please End the Suffering," Begs McCain Supporter of Campaign.

Chuck Terzella Editorial: The Bias by Us

2012 Is Just Four Years Away Sarah Palin- "It's amazing that we did as well as we did".

Cheney to "liberate" polar bears. Bush to Remove Polar Bears from Endangered Species List : Permanently

 

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