U.S. Government Behind Toyota Sudden Acceleration Problem, According to NHTSA Official

by NickFun

Jackson Bojetic, an official with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), candidly revealed today that the United States government covertly sabotaged millions of Toyota vehicles in an effort to remove the Japanese autos from the road and to increase sales and production of American made vehicles. Read More __________________________________

Robert Uithoven, Sue Lowden's campaign manager, launches new GOP consulting firm

by Dominus Noster

LAS VEGAS - Robert Uithoven, Sue Lowden's campaign manager and consultant, has launched a new GOP consulting firm. The firm is called You're F'ed Strategies. Read More __________________________________

Peeping Tom Victim Blake Robbins To Become Spokesperson For Mike and Ike Candy

by NickFun

Alleged peeping tom victim Blake Robbins has inked a $5 million deal with Mike & Ike candy to become their official spokesperson, according to Mike & Ike's advertising agency Bendover Advertising. Read More __________________________________

Toyota Blames Gremlins For Sudden Acceleration Issues

by NickFun

Toyota officials claimed today that there is nothing wrong with any of the recalled automobiles and instead blamed the problems of sudden acceleration on Gremlins, little mysterious creatures that are mechanically inclined and tend to tinker with machinery. Read More __________________________________

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