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108360       Britney Sculpture of Birth Given Approval by Pat Robertson

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1079        Osama's New Release Goes Platinum for Christmas

949        White House Sets Up Right Wing Death Squad!

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879        Bush Campaigns Hard for Allen, Sherwood during "National Character Counts Week"

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558        Today's Emotionism a Disservice to Political Process

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-552        Bush, Air Force One Make Emergency Stop in Afghanistan

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