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98006      Britney Sculpture of Birth Given Approval by Pat Robertson

80166      December Playboy Cover featuring Nude Ann Coulter

70946      Angry Emma Watson Shaves Head, Refuses Role in Final Two Harry Potter Films

61712      Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Admits to Masturbating

54599      Jamie Lynn Spears Blames Sister for Pregnancy

49581      Bush To Announce Capture of Osama Bin Laden on 911 Anniversary

Top 10 Highest Rated

2259      PRESIDENT RESPONDS TO PUBLIC OUTCRY. PARDONS ALL PRISON INMATES!

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954      White House Sets Up Right Wing Death Squad!

894      Bush Campaigns Hard for Allen, Sherwood during "National Character Counts Week"

841      George W. Bush Reveals 'Radical' Social Security Reform

672      Conrad Burns Denies involvement in Mark Foley Underage Sex Scandal

557      Bad Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control Ice Cream

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463      Infamous One-Eyed Bush-Monkey to Go on Display

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-1262      Britney Sculpture of Birth Given Approval by Pat Robertson

-679      BRITNEY SPEARS 'BACK TO NORMAL' (?) AFTER REHAB

-630      Bush and Miers Visit Cancun to Survey Hurricane Wilma Destruction

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-428      Punk band manage to get Bush voted out

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