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147208       December Playboy Cover featuring Nude Ann Coulter

135341       Great White Shark Lunches on Mythbusters Host Jamie Hyneman

108442       Britney Sculpture of Birth Given Approval by Pat Robertson

87107       iPhone Hacker Hotz Taken from Dormitory by ATT Security

86201       John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck

85764       Ed-E-torial Number 16: Dr. Monica Lewinsky? Paris Hilton Mingles With Seamen.

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  2261        PRESIDENT RESPONDS TO PUBLIC OUTCRY. PARDONS ALL PRISON INMATES!

1411        George Bush says, "No Shiite", KFC has a secret, Mardi Gras Parade Floats REALLY float and Lindsay Lohan is a teen ween!

1079        Osama's New Release Goes Platinum for Christmas

949        White House Sets Up Right Wing Death Squad!

912        George W. Bush Reveals 'Radical' Social Security Reform

878        Bush Campaigns Hard for Allen, Sherwood during "National Character Counts Week"

733        Conrad Burns Denies involvement in Mark Foley Underage Sex Scandal

558        Today's Emotionism a Disservice to Political Process

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495        Secret CIA Detention Facility Goes Missing

Top 10 Lowest Rated

  -5604        Great White Shark Lunches on Mythbusters Host Jamie Hyneman

-2090        Keith Richards snorts father's ashes!

-1487        George Bush to Make an Appearance on Monster Garage

-1334        Mythbusters Build Hyper-sonic Zune Launching Cannon:

-1265        Britney Sculpture of Birth Given Approval by Pat Robertson

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-582        United Arab Emirates Irritates, Katharine Harris And Bigamy, Small Of Utah: Unconfirmed Sources Weakend Review- 2-25-06

-552        Bush, Air Force One Make Emergency Stop in Afghanistan

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