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Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour for 2035
 
by NickFun
 
Mature pop star Justin Bieber knows his youth and good fortune won't last forever
16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a 'comeback' world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old.

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Tiger Woods No Longer Wants Sex
 
by NickFun
 
Tiger Woods smiles because he is no longer addicted to sex.
Number One golfer Tiger Woods, and the doctors treating him for sex addiction, claim he has made a complete recovery and no longer has any desire for sex at all.

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Tiger Woods Enters Treatment for Sex Addiction
 
by NickFun
 
Tiger Woods and some of the women he has allegedly had sex with.
Embattled #1 golfer Tiger Woods had admitted himself into Impuissant Medical Center in Jupiter, FL for treatment of sex addiction, according to Unconfirmed Sources.

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South Dakota Man Couldn't Care Less About Tiger Woods
 
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Jenkins claims he has not interest in stories surrounding Jamie Grubbs (left) and Tiger Woods
Leroy Jenkins, an unemployed 34 year old truck driver from Jackson, South Dakota, claims he couldn't care less about Tiger Woods' recent car accident or his extramarital affairs with Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Jamie Junger, Cori Rist and Holly Sampson among others.

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