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Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
Would Jesus blackmail Letterman?(Wasilla-AK) Sarah Palin is calling "48 Hours" producer Robert Joe Halderman", who three weeks ago attempted to extort two million dollars from "Late Show with David Letterman" host David Letterman over his sexual affairs with several female show staff member, "a revealer who should be commended and not put in jail." Palin showed her commitment by both Tweeting her statement and posting it on her Facebook profile.

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Megan Fox Plans to Marry By End of April
 
by NickFun
 
Megan Fox is so sexy no man on Earth can resist her.
Sultry, sexy Megan Fox announced today that she plans to be married at the end of April next year. However, she has not yet found a suitable mate.

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Peeping Tom Expresses Concern for Erin Andrews
 
by NickFun
 
Tom says he finds fully clothed pictures of Erin Andrews even sexier than the nude videos he has.
The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life.

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Jackson death ruled as Pathetic
 
by Walid
 
Pathetic......Michael Jackson's death was pathetic, primarily caused by the powerful anaesthetic Propofol, the Los Angeles coroner has confirmed.

(Ucs Entertainment News)The singer suffered a cardiac arrest at his Los Angeles home in June, aged 50. Propofol and the sedative Lorazepam were the "primary drugs responsible for Mr Jackson's death", but four further drugs were also found, the report said. The coroner's verdict increases the chances of criminal charges being brought against Jackson's doctors.

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