Senator Joe Lieberman Vows to End Poverty

by NickFun

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people. Read More __________________________________

Obama Administration To Use ReCAPTCHA To Fund Healthcare

by Ed E. Druckman

(Washington, D.C.) In a move as surprising as his being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Barack Obama announced at a press conference that he would be issuing a tax on the ReCAPTCHA system in order to pay for the projected $900 million healthcare reform cost. Read More __________________________________

Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome

by Ed E. Druckman

(Washington, D.C.) South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson, who shouted "You lie" during President Obama's speech on healthcare to Congress, dropped another bomb shell today, adding to his initial statement that the remark was not premeditated. He has Tourette Syndrome and has asked the Tourette Syndrome Association to be their spokesperson. Read More __________________________________

Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" Or Just "Bargain Basement"?

by Ed E. Druckman

(New York-NY) Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate or given his girth more like the Whale, died this week. The 40-year Senator eulogized by politicians while Twitter tweets "Mary Jo Kopechne is probably giving Ted an earful right now as he makes his descent into purgatory for a LONG time." What does it mean, not for the Kennedy legacy but for me? Hey, I never claimed to be a saint or even Irish Catholic. Read More __________________________________

Newsweek Retracts Retraction of Quran Desecration Story, George W. Bush Renews Subscription.

Republicans Vote to Impeach Dick Cheney!

FCC to Use Stocks and Whipping to Enforce Rules!

Iraq Survey Group Re-tasked to Find Problems with Social Security!

Is Tom DeLay Guilty? Who Cares!

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