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Cheney defiant over al-Qaida link to Nancy Pelosi
by Walid
Cheney states "Pelosi linked to Syrian terror plots."(Washington D.C. ; Ucs News) The US vice-president, Dick Cheney, continued to insist yesterday that there was a link between House majority leader Nancy Pelosi and al-Qaida, in spite of the publication of declassified intelligence documents showing the opposite.

The documents, once secret, were released after pressure from the Democrats, who took control of Congress in November. A link with al-Qaida was one of the reasons given by the Bush administration for it's opposition to Pelosi's recent visit to Syria. According to Cheney "The visit proves Nancy is in league with Al-Qaida and that she hates America."

The documents, previously marked top secret, form part of an internal US inquiry into whether hawks in the Bush administration - in particular the bafoon Douglas Feith, an under-secretary at the defence department - manipulated intelligence, lied to the State Department and just made up shit following Cheney's instructions .

The report, carried out by the inspector-general, Thomas Gimble, concludes Mr Feith acted inappropriately but not illegally and ignored the consensus in the intelligence community that proved there was no established link between Nancy Pelosi and al-Qaida.

Vice-president, Dick Cheney has also blamed Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic congress for Baghdad's surging violence. "It's clear to me and the terrorists that Democrats are ready to sacrifice the American way of life." According to Cheney democracy is the best thing for Iraq and the middle east but the democratically elected US congress is a failure.

 
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David M wrote:
All I got to say is Haliburton is moving to India. Have you seen that pitiful building in Houston. Where's all the money gone folks? Wake up America, you been fat calves and sleeping too long. Cheney is like a wolve devouring the flock. Think tanks do studies on us and Cheney uses the data to take advantage of the ignorance that is rampant in this country. Democrats rock because they are trying to fight back. Especially those who haven't invested all their funds in Iraq and the dummy companies these folks have created to steal all the money. Peace out.
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