Michael Vick Chew Toy Recalled for Possible Lead Contamination
by Dood Abides
Summerville, NJ (Rotters) - Pet lovers were dealt another severe blow today as thousands of dogs across the nation became sickened after their owners had apparently purchased Michael Vick Chew Toys, over the internet. No deaths have been reported as yet, but veterinarians have been deluged with what appears to be minor to occasionally severe cases of lead poisoning.
Owners report that the cheaply made toys, apparently manufactured in China, suffer from peeling paint which their animals tend to swallow. An analysis of the paint has revealed unacceptable levels of lead according to FDA sources.
A spokesperson for the online distributor for the toys stated that sales were already being halted secondary to complaints from NFL marketing and the Atlanta Falcons over the depiction of Vick in his Atlanta Falcons uniform. Lawyers for the NFL had seized and assumed possession of all stocks of the toys as well as all profits. The spokesperson directed that all complaints from pet owners should now be directed towards the NFL.
The Chinese minister for commerce stated that it had already conducted an investigation into the plant which hand painted the suspect toys and all involved were subsequently executed late this evening.
i would like to see u write an article that michael vick the sick thug is poisoned by the illegle drug he hide in his water bootle, not the innocent dogs poisoned by the vick chew toy.
vick should be found dead in his crime scend home for days without being discoverd until the neighbor report his property smell funny.
and his body is half eaten by mice, both his eyeballs and hands are gone too!!!!!!!!!!
the tax payers are so happy not to hv to fork out his court fee and food in the jail.
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drew wrote:
bitch i hope your dog chokes on the chew toy. learn how to spell. how the fuck can you wish a man dead?? I would kill a million dogs before I'd kill another human being.
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Frank K. Armstrong wrote:
Your photo is clearly a Photoshopped one, if even that. I have seen better photo edits with scissors and paste and magazine clippings.
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stella wrote:
wow drew your dumb you say befor i kill another so you have killed before and saying it on the internet wow learn to state your stuff and stop complaining about spelling atleast some people have grammer and last i looked at it in school you get graded on grammer not spelling numb nut and another thing why would u kill a million dogs they are just as humans a life for a life not a millinon for one expecally a life of someone who kills dogs -.-
i would like to see u write an article that michael vick the sick thug is poisoned by the illegle drug he hide in his water bootle, not the innocent dogs poisoned by the vick chew toy.
vick should be found dead in his crime scend home for days without being discoverd until the neighbor report his property smell funny.
and his body is half eaten by mice, both his eyeballs and hands are gone too!!!!!!!!!!
the tax payers are so happy not to hv to fork out his court fee and food in the jail.