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	Dominus Noster - translated Our Lord. Dominus used to do some public service work, public servicing different public servants in eccentric ways, such as being used as a guinea pig for medical experiments while he was infantry in the Marine Corps. See: www.NoAnthraxVaccine.net www.AnthraxVaccine.org www.DirectOrder.org and www.NoAnthraxVaccine.net/documents/accountability.htm Dominus lives at 36.175ºN 115.136ºW

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2009-11-12 Nidal Malik Hasan hired by Department of Veterans Affairs 2009-11-05 Ft. Hood gunman Nidal Malik Hasan accused of practicing psychiatry 2009-09-07 President Obama, does healthcare plan cover breast implants? 2009-06-26 Mark Sanford denies allegations of being a politician 2009-06-25 Republicans hold press conference to admit adulterous affairs 2009-06-19 USS John McCain in battle with USS Barack Obama 2009-04-19 Dallas Federal Reserve Bank President Richard Fisher asks China to buy U.S. toilet paper 2009-02-20 New York Governor David Paterson to tax sex 2009-02-07 CLASSIFIEDS - CAREERS and EMPLOYMENT SECTION 2009-02-03 FDA to regulate toxic assets 2009-02-01 T. Geithner arrested for peddling junk bonds 2009-01-24 Ben Bernanke vows to make inefficiency clear the market 2009-01-23 Unconfirmed Sources wins bailout money 2009-01-14 Federal Reserve Tycoon: the game 2008-12-31 Governor Rod Blagojevich can't appoint Burris says Ben Bernanke 2008-12-17 Global warming strikes the United States 2008-12-14 Bernard Madoff appointed Commissioner of Social Security Administration 2008-12-11 President-elect Barack Obama vows to save money by spending more 2008-12-07 Barack Obama vows to crackdown on the Amish 2008-12-06 Unconfirmed Sources asks Congress for a bailout 2008-12-03 Ben Bernanke admits to being influenced by sim video games 2008-12-01 Lori Drew fired from Unconfirmed Sources 2008-11-30 Congress to fix economic crisis by outlawing poverty 2008-11-30 Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson: $20 trillion more or NorthCom will nuke a city 2008-11-28 My love letter to Ben Bernanke 2008-11-21 President-elect Barack Obama urges bailout of horse and buggy industry 2008-11-10 President-elect Barack Obama vows to enslave white people 2008-10-18 Ben Bernanke: 'Economy is recovering' 2008-10-02 Senate passes bill to ~~bailout~~ rescue Las Vegas gamblers 2008-09-24 Treasury Secretary Paulson announces porn industry bailout 2008-08-22 Department of Veterans Affairs hires Hiu Lui Ng's nurse 2008-08-15 Al Qaeda releases Alex Jones video 2008-08-15 President George W. Bush vows to ensure 'no election fraud' 2008-08-15 Know a possible al Qaeda sympathizer? Turn them in! 2008-07-08 2008 presidential election results leaked 2008-02-22 John McCain denies allegations that he is a politician 2008-02-21 Raze their homes, President Bush 2007-12-26 Ron Paul polling very low 2007-11-26 Secret Service-FBI raid Second Life's HQ, seizing all Lindens 2007-10-07 Ron Paul detained by Homeland Security, launches new phase of fundraising 2007-09-15 FOX News explains gayness and lesbianism 2007-07-23 President George W. Bush signs Executive Order, freezing his own assets 2007-07-18 UCS editors unanimously conclude: 'bin Laden is a wind-up doll' 2007-07-18 Iraqi government announces Iraqi troop withdrawal from Iraq 2007-07-16 Bush administration to use loyalty oaths 2007-07-13 President George W. Bush signs the J.D. Hayworth Suicide Prevention Act of 2007 2007-07-11 Vice President Dick Cheney: 'I run the Supreme Court, too' 2007-06-25 President George W. Bush creates policy to dishonorably discharge everybody against him 2007-05-23 Letters to the Editor 2007-05-17 Rudy Giuliani admits to hearing voices: "That's why I said all that to Ron Paul" 2007-05-11 Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul 2007-04-29 Randall Tobias nude photos released by D.C. Madame Deborah Jeane Palfrey 2007-04-20 American Pedophilic Association accused of practicing psychiatry 2007-03-17 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses to everything; Hoffa murder solved 2007-03-02 Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Responds to Herself 2007-01-15 Soylent Green BioFuel Co. wins Arlington National Cemetery maintenance contract 2006-10-15 Secretary of the Department of Veterans Affairs James Nicholson gives accolades to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld 2006-10-08 House Speaker Dennis Hastert probed Mark Foley in 2001 2006-10-07 Dennis Hastert to be Waterboarded for answers 2006-10-06 Dennis Hastert: 'Foley scandal is the fault of liberals' 2006-09-09 Ann Coulter: 'I have AIDS' 2006-06-29 New study: High IQ linked with sedition and 'terrorist' leanings 2006-06-16 Why we're winning the war in Iraq 2006-06-09 Stop being a liberal, President Bush 2006-06-08 President George W. Bush says he has good idea where WMDs are 2006-06-01 President George W. Bush announces plan to help veterans 2006-05-25 President Bush to impose lobbying reform on the Republican Party 2006-05-21 Centers for Disease Control Director Julie Gerberding has plan to 'save' us from 'bird flu' 2006-05-21 President Bush to divert veterans funding to 'Scholarships for Taliban' program 2006-05-20 Entire U.S. Government in state of emergency due to rapidly spreading STD from Jeff Gannon 2006-05-18 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld responds to Pentagon video of him streaking 2006-05-17 Pentagon video shows Donald Rumsfeld has streaking problem; Senators call for action on 'streakgate' 2006-05-17 Pentagon releases video footage proving Donald Rumsfeld is a streaker 2006-05-16 He's totally innocent...... 2006-05-15 President Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief is very happy about decision 2006-05-13 Confessions of a heretic 2006-05-13 President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sound 2006-05-08 President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution 2006-05-06 President Bush to classify entire government as 'top secret' 2006-04-18 Secret White House memos leaked: President George W. Bush to trade hostages for arms with Iran, and invade Nicaragua 2006-03-26 Beltway Boys non-shocker! Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke come out of the closet, admit to homosexual relationship 2006-03-25 Charlie Sheen responds to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'I'm simply saying the emperor has no clothes' 2006-03-24 Governor Schwarzenegger to Charlie Sheen: 'You lack moral authority to speak about 911' 2006-02-21 President George W. Bush mistakes IROC racing with Iraq 2006-02-21 U.S. Ambassador in Iraq accuses Bush of 'meddling' 2006-02-20 Condoleeza Rice arrested for Bush crimes denial in Austria 2006-02-16 President Bush Replaces Michael Chertoff with Harold Hurtt 2006-02-11 President Bush Gives Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey 2005-08-16 Bush to Cindy Sheehan: 'Bring it On!' 2005-08-16 George W. Bush: 'Cindy Sheehan is a Thought Criminal' 2005-08-14 Bush and World Leaders 'Condemn' Cindy Sheehan's Protest 2005-08-14 Bush 'Mulling Options' for War Against Cindy Sheehan 2005-08-13 World Bank's Paul Wolfowitz Says Bomb Cindy Sheehan 2005-08-12 Bush to Send Cindy Sheehan to Abu Ghraib for Torture

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