Osama Bin Laden Announces Result : John McCain Wins Al-Qaeda in Iraq Caucus
(Baghdad, Iraq) Ucs Green Zone News : Al-Qaeda in Iraq has released a video today proclaiming US Senator John McCain the winner of it's caucus. The video shows a gaunt but cheerful Osama Bin Laden. Bin Laden congratulates Senator McCain on his victory and stated that he would look forward to martyring the Republican Presidential candidate.
The caucus win, while welcomed by the senators campaign, does not effect the Republican nomination process. The final caucus results showed the Arizona senator won 85% of the vote, capturing 14,034 ballets. McCain credited the help of DIck Cheney's campaigning in Iraq for the win.