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According to unconfirmed NASA sources, in addition to vast amounts of water, the NASA  Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS) mission has uncovered tremendous reserves of gold beneath the lunar surface.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4186 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4185 (Chicago-IL) Sarah Palin pulled no punches according to sources that were able to view "The Oprah Winfrey Show" interview taped Wednesday. In it, Palin denies Levi Johnston's claim that she wanted to prioritize an audio release of her memoir, "Going Rogue: An American Life", because there are "plenty of illiterate Americans with good Christian values."]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4185 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4184 Unconfirmed sources report that thousands of Halo troopers from Modded Xbox consoles have attacked servers hosting the Microsoft Xbox Live gaming network. Early reports indicate that the troopers may have established beach heads on several servers and may have actually captured at least one entire data center. The troopers seem intent on capturing all or part of the network in an attempt to win equal rights for modded console troopers on the formerly open network.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4184 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4182 LAS VEGAS, NV -- U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the psychiatrist who went on a shooting spree, has just been hired by the Veterans Health Administration. He will be working out of the Las Vegas VA system, which has a good reputation as the place of last resort to go to for healthcare. Las Vegas VA director John Bright said that Major Hasan is the exact kind of physician the VA is looking for.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4182 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4180 Unconfirmed sources report that long time CNN host Lou Dobbs has announced that he will be leaving CNN to participate in border security full time. Dobbs who has spent the better part of the last decade railing against immigration into the United States will be moving to Texas to volunteer full time for the border security group The Minuteman.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4180 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4178 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4178 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4177 (Milwaukee-WI) Sarah Palin, former Republican Vice Presidential candidate and Alaska Governor, is scheduled to give her first major speech since resigning from the office last summer. It will be at a Wisconsin Right to Life event. While Palin addressing a Right To Life event is no more noteworthy than Levi Johnston speaking to anyone who puts a TV camera in front of him, of note is Palin's purposeful low profile. No press will be allowed into the auditorium and those attending will be prohibited to bring cell phones, cameras, laptops or recording devices of any kind. Reporters asked Palin spokesperson Meg Stapelton why Palin would suddenly go low profile when a recent poll showed that only one in three Americans would consider voting for her. "I just want to say.... for those who think that this is a.....this is a strategy that....oh, who am I kidding. I've got nothing."]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4177 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4173 Pictured right: U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the Ft. Hood mass shooter, accused of practicing psychiatry.


FT. HOOD, TEXAS - U.S. Army Major Nidal Hasan, the gunman who went on a deadly shooting rampage on Thursday, now stands accused of having practiced psychiatry. Military officials said they were surprised to learn that Nidal Hasan was involved in something as shadowy as psychiatry.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4173 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4171
Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4171 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4170 (Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance. This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing her son Trig, who has Down syndrome, as "retarded." Palin shot back in an e-mail that CBS, who aired the interview in which the statement was made, was "providing a forum to propagate lies." The statement went on to say, "Trig is our 'blessed little angel' and is lovingly called that every day of his life. But what can you expect from a network run by people who haven't taken Jesus Christ as their savior."]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4170