http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/ Unconfirmed Sources Online Edition: Political Satire and Humorous News parodies. http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3404 Miami – The National Hurricane Center today announced it would be taking unprecedented action to head off a looming problem: the exhaustion of all non-silly names for major future storms.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3404 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3403 Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the presidential campaign of Republican hopeful John McCain had been found dead. The McCain campaign was reportedly found dead in a motel room in Fairview Iowa. The gruesome discovery was made by a group of reporters who had been searching for the McCain campaign for several weeks.

]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3403 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3400 Baghdad – Barack Obama, hoping to shore up support among women and Hispanics and to brush up on his foreign policy, took measures to do all three late last week. Just before kicking off his much-anticipated junket to Europe and the Middle East, Obama declared the trip would also mark his Quinceañera.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3400 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3401 Green Bay, Wis. - - In a surprising resolution to the brewing controversy of Brett Favre's tearful pseudo-retirement, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and Green Bay Packers President, Chairman of the Board and CEO Mark Murphy today announced an unprecedented decision: Favre will serve as the NFL's designated quarterback for the 2008-2009 season, with an option for the following season.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3401 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3397

(Washington) At a press conference this morning, President George W. Bush announced he has been conducting a campaign to destroy the U.S. economy in order to combat illegal immigration and terrorism.

Bush claimed that a shrinking dollar, rising interest rates, increased government spending, huge personal debts, the war in Iraq, a depressed housing market and negative cash flows are discouraging would-be illegal immigrants from entering the U.S.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3397 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3395 John McCain's new campaign ad promises to make "The Dark Knight" look like the "Batman" TV series. Wise? Or is the "joker" on him?]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3395 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3388 Bowing to cultural imperialism, Beijing shelves dog meat during Olympics, but some see new opportunities

Beijing – Apparently, clamping down on meddlesome human rights agitators, dredging diarrhea-fed algae blooms from poop-tainted harbors and feverishly burning $150-per-barrel oil to reduce coal smog isn't enough as China works to put its best face forward for the Western World during next month's Olympics: now, dog meat is done for, too.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3388 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3391

Unwed, ultra-conservative, Bible-humping Christian socialite and author Ann Coulter admitted in an unusually candid interview that she once performed fellatio on a liberal.

Ms Coulter had repeatedly denied ever having sexual contact with a liberal until she was presented with photographic evidence from a party at the University of Michigan in 1984.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3391 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3389 Senator John McCain may be out to prove that he's just like the rest of us, because he stood on line to get his new iPhone 3G and even whined about it...a little.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3389 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3387

In their ongoing effort to fight terrorism, increase the popularity of the Republican party, and to prevent war with Israel, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security declared that it is monitoring NickFun's activities on the popular web site Unconfirmed Sources.

It would seem Fun has been using key words in many of his satirical stories to trigger investigators attention such as "explosives", "home made bombs", "WMD's, "assassination" and "naked Iraqi babes". Whenever these key words are found through automatic government searches Homeland security is immediately notified.
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