Donald Trump Golfing, Again.
Uncategorized

Trump Spends 6.3% of Term Golfing

March 27, 2017

(Mar-a-Lago)  Unconfirmed sources report that the inhabitant of the White House, Mr. Trump, has spent more time golfing than working on Heath Care reform.  Actually,  a careful study of Mr. Trump’s schedule has determined that [Read more]

Not Staying in Vegas.
National News

Scientist Prove Only 62% of What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

March 27, 2017

(Las Vegas) Unconfirmed Sources reports that contrary to the ‘What happens in Vegas’ marketing campaign a recent study proves that only 62% of what happens stays in Las Vegas. The findings of the study could [Read more]

Trump shows Merkel his "Pay Up Sucker Tattoo!"
World News

Trump Shows Angela Merkel His New Tattoo. Pay Up Sucker!

March 26, 2017

(Berlin, Germany)  Unconfirmed Sources report that during their meeting last week White House inhabitant Mr. Trump showed German Chancellor Angela Merkel his new tattoo.  The Tattoo on his right-hand  says “Pay Up Sucker!” Images from their [Read more]

Tillerson Hitchhiking to Save Money.
National News

Tillerson Hitchhikes Home to Save Funds

March 21, 2017

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources reports that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been spotted hitchhiking home from his latest trip overseas.  Due to budget cuts at the State Department, Tillerson could only fly to Los Angelas [Read more]

Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.
Washington

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]