News Ticker
  • [ January 30, 2019 ] Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation! Business News
  • [ January 12, 2019 ] Mitch McConnell has gone Missing! National News
  • [ January 2, 2019 ] Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz The President
  • [ December 23, 2018 ] Trump Administration Tower of Lies Collapses! Business News
  • [ October 26, 2018 ] Jamal Khashoggi’s Revenge Uncategorized

1,500

March 3, 2005 Staff National News

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

Share this:

  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)

Related

Previous

The Real Ten Commandments From the Mighty Hands of George W. Bush

Next

President Bush Decries Bias in Satirical Press

Recently In the News

  • Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    January 12, 2019
  • Trump Quiz

    Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz

    January 2, 2019

  • Trump Administration Tower of Lies Collapses!

    December 23, 2018
  • Obi-Wan Khashoggi

    Jamal Khashoggi’s Revenge

    October 26, 2018
  • Trump 2020 Flag, made in China

    Trump Flags Made in China…..Duh!

    July 26, 2018

From the Archives

  • Hurricane Katrina Claims Another One, All That Gary Glitters Is Not Gold, Anna Nicole Smith and T…

    March 1, 2006

  • AP News: Vice President Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Humanitarian?

    February 19, 2008

  • John McCain Vows To Battle Budget Crisis Till After Friday's Debate…No, Wait.

    September 26, 2008

  • FDA to regulate toxic assets

    February 3, 2009

  • Santa Claus Answers Your Letters

    December 22, 2007

  • ARMY CAN'T FIND MONEY FOR WOUNDED VETS,BUT CAN FIND FUNDS FOR A $200,000 BAR AT FT. STEWART

    March 16, 2007

  • In latest nod to feminists and Hispanics, Barack Obama celebrates his Quincea

    July 21, 2008

  • Lohan Blames DUI Arrest on Ankle Bracelet

    July 24, 2007

  • Big Box Retailers Announce Plan to Destroy Christmas

    December 10, 2005

  • GOP Lawmakers Burn Insurance Cards to Protest Passage of Health Care Reform

    March 22, 2010

All RIghts Reserved. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.