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Elections

Sadam Hussein Wins Presidential Debate And Edges Bush And Kerry in Gallup Poll!

September 30, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the latest Gallup poll indicates Sadam Hussein’s masterful debate performance has given him the lead in the Electoral College. Hussein, who has been taking an ‘under the radar’ approach has broken [Read more]

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World News

World Peace is Declared- George Bush Totally Pissed Off

September 30, 2004 Staff

In a completely unexpected turn of events World Peace was declared this morning, signaling the end of all violence and murder planet wide. The announcement was made by Festus P. Hymen of Billings, Montana as [Read more]

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Elections

George W. Bush to Steal Election Legally!

September 29, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush legal team is formulating plans to challenge electoral procedures if the election goes the ‘wrong’ way. The legal team led by James Baker and Johnny Cochran plan on attacking [Read more]

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Iraq

John Kerry Opens Campaign Office in Falluja, Iraq!

September 26, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report The Kerry campaign has opened a new office in the war torn city of Falluja, Iraq. Sources close to the campaign say the office will support the growing anti-Bush groups working in [Read more]

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Iraq

Hussein Bin-Ladin Captured in Iraqistan!

September 26, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that US Military has captured terror mastermind Hussein Bin-Ladin in his mountain hideout in Iraqistan. The capture marks the end fo a long and desperate search for the terrorist. White House officials [Read more]

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Elections

White House Leads By Example

September 25, 2004 Staff

Not content with accusing their Democratic Presidential rival John Kerry with flip-flopping, the Bush Administration is attempting to provide a current example of how the process actually works. On Thursday, September 23rd Secretary of Defense [Read more]

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The President

George W. Bush Was On Secret Mission In Vietnam!

September 24, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources report White House to release top secret documents to fill in Mr Bush’s war record. These new documents prove that far from sipping mint juleps in a Louisiana whore house during Vietnam, Mr [Read more]

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Uncategorized

White House To Give Oil Refiners Gas

September 24, 2004 Staff

Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham said yesterday that he was in negotiations with Oil Suppliers to release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to relieve the disruptions of supplies caused by Hurricane Ivan and the President’s [Read more]