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Elections

Post Election Strategy Leaked: George W. Bush Will Refuse to Concede Election!

October 31, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that The President has already decided not concede the election, no matter the outcome. Secret campaign documents and videotape leaked to Unconfirmed Sources outline The President’s plans for the post election battle [Read more]

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George W. Bush Begs United Nations and Carter Center to Monitor Florida Voting!

October 27, 2004 Staff

Unconfined sources report that The President is openly pleading The United Nations and The Carter Center to reconsider their refusal to monitor voting in Florida. In a development guaranteed to ease fears of voting irregularities [Read more]