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George W. Bush Gives His Final Campaign Speech

October 31, 2004 Staff

In the final day of campaigning President George W. Bush has pulled out all the stops. In a campaign stop in Wisconsin, Mr. Bush delivered a scathing point by point condemnation of Democratic Presidential hopeful [Read more]

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Post Election Strategy Leaked: George W. Bush Will Refuse to Concede Election!

October 31, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that The President has already decided not concede the election, no matter the outcome. Secret campaign documents and videotape leaked to Unconfirmed Sources outline The President’s plans for the post election battle [Read more]

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Jeb Bush Insures Election Irregularities in Florida!

October 29, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmedsources report Florida Governor Jeb Bush has made great strides to insure the November Election will be the model of corruption and unfairness. Jeb Bush speaking from the State capital assured voters “Florida’s failing democratic [Read more]

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Kerry Sells Soul In Exchange For Presidential Win!

October 28, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources that Democratic candidate John Kerry sold his soul in exchange for a presidential win. “I had to,” Kerry admitted. “For the sake of the American people and for myself. After seeing the latest [Read more]

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Gallop Releases New Battle Ground Poll: John Kerry Wins Dog Vote by 34%!

October 28, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the Gallup polling organization will release its latest nation wide poll of pets. The poll shows that among DLVs (Dogs Likely to Vote) John Kerry leads George W. Bush 60% to [Read more]

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Terrorist Fighters Loyal to Dailykos Captured in Iraq!

October 27, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report a large group of guerilla fighters loyal to Dailykos have been captured just outside Falluja, Iraq. The Kosians have been fighting a protracted battle against coalition forces inside Iraq and on the [Read more]

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George W. Bush Begs United Nations and Carter Center to Monitor Florida Voting!

October 27, 2004 Staff

Unconfined sources report that The President is openly pleading The United Nations and The Carter Center to reconsider their refusal to monitor voting in Florida. In a development guaranteed to ease fears of voting irregularities [Read more]

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Bill Clinton Bumps Dick Cheney from Republican Ticket!

October 25, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Dick Cheney will be removed from the ticket and Bill Clinton will take his place. Washington insiders are calling the move another political masterstroke by President George W. Bush. Democrats are [Read more]