In the final day of campaigning President George W. Bush has pulled out all the stops. In a campaign stop in Wisconsin, Mr. Bush delivered a scathing point by point condemnation of Democratic Presidential hopeful [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that The President has already decided not concede the election, no matter the outcome. Secret campaign documents and videotape leaked to Unconfirmed Sources outline The President’s plans for the post election battle [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the CIA has determined that “Azzam the American” is actually Karl Rove. An in depth evaluation of the tape indicates that the video was made in a supply closet in the [Read more]
Unconfirmedsources report Florida Governor Jeb Bush has made great strides to insure the November Election will be the model of corruption and unfairness. Jeb Bush speaking from the State capital assured voters “Florida’s failing democratic [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources that Democratic candidate John Kerry sold his soul in exchange for a presidential win. “I had to,” Kerry admitted. “For the sake of the American people and for myself. After seeing the latest [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the Gallup polling organization will release its latest nation wide poll of pets. The poll shows that among DLVs (Dogs Likely to Vote) John Kerry leads George W. Bush 60% to [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report a large group of guerilla fighters loyal to Dailykos have been captured just outside Falluja, Iraq. The Kosians have been fighting a protracted battle against coalition forces inside Iraq and on the [Read more]
Unconfined sources report that The President is openly pleading The United Nations and The Carter Center to reconsider their refusal to monitor voting in Florida. In a development guaranteed to ease fears of voting irregularities [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Dick Cheney will be removed from the ticket and Bill Clinton will take his place. Washington insiders are calling the move another political masterstroke by President George W. Bush. Democrats are [Read more]
The White House today sharply disputed claims that it allowed three hundred and fifty tons of explosives to be stolen from a former Iraqi military base, saying instead that the ordinance had been moved and [Read more]
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