Unconfirmed sources report that Republican operatives have put the finishing touches on their post-election plan to steal the election. Our sources from within the White House indicate Republicans think they can swing the election two [Read more]
Documents from the Clinton Era White House have found a home at the new Clinton presidential library in downtown Little Rock, Arkansas, having been moved from their storage area in an old car dealership in [Read more]
At a campaign stop in the battleground state of Ohio today President George W. Bush pointed to his record on the job front. With a pleased smirk Mr. Bush proudly pointed out to a confused [Read more]
Democratic Presidential hopeful John F. Kerry has attacked George Bush once again…but this time physically. The Massachusetts Senator, who in the past has attacked the Presidents policies on Iraq, education, health care, employment and the [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report the World Series will be delayed until the Supreme Court hears a challenge brought by the New York Yankees brought against the Boston Red Sox. All of baseball and the world is [Read more]
The Reverend Pat Robertson, in a CNN interview earlier this week said he warned President George W. Bush that there would be heavy casualties in any war with Iraq but his warning was dismissed by [Read more]
In a bizarre twist, Afghanistan Interim President Hamid Karzai has been elected President of the United States. The news is all the more stunning because the American Elections were not scheduled to take place until [Read more]
Known for controversial songs such as “Stars and Stripes,” “Die For Your Government,” and “Turncoat,” Philadelphia punk band Anti-flag managed to single-handedly get President George W. Bush voted out of office. “Wow, we didn’t realize [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Bill O’Reily’s use of falafel as an aphrodisiac has caused a run on the tasty Middle Eastern food. Middle Eastern eateries worldwide have been overwhelmed by the increase of people wanting [Read more]
President George W. Bush, speaking from the campaign trail, has once again assured voters that Troops in Iraq will get all the equipment and supplies they need to “finish the job”. Speaking to a carefully [Read more]
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