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Elections

Al Qaida Endorses George W. Bush for President

October 20, 2004 Staff

The Al Qaida Terrorist Organization has endorsed George W. Bush for a second term as United States President and Commander in Chief of the countries armed forces. Abdul Bull Durham, spokesman for the Union of [Read more]

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The President

George W. Bush Gets the Flu: Blames John Kerry, Terrorists and His Mom

October 19, 2004 Staff

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has confirmed that President George W. Bush the has come down with the flu and is blaming John Kerry, International Terrorists and perhaps most surprisingly, his mother Barbara Bush [Read more]

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World News

Direct correlation found between alcohol and attractiveness

October 19, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that scientists have discovered a direct correlation between alcohol and attractiveness. The involuntary study has been active for the past 10 years and shows no sign of stopping with either the scientists [Read more]

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Iraq

Al-Qaida Fined For In Kind Contributions To Kerry Campaign!

October 18, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Federal Election Committee has slapped the Al-Qaida network with massive fines for making illegal in kind contributions to the Kerry campaign. The fines totaling nearly 17 million dollars stem from campaign [Read more]

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The War on Satire

Government to Require Satire Site Labeling!

October 17, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the government will soon require all satire sites to display a label from the surgeon general. The labeling scheme, much like the nutrition labels for food, will be required for all [Read more]

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Elections

October Surprise: The War in Iraq Never Happened!

October 15, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmedsources report the Bush administration has announced its’ long awaited October Surprise! President George W. Bush has admitted to the American people that the war in Iraq never happened. The war in Iraq was really [Read more]

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Elections

Bush Campaign in Chaos: So Many Lies So little Time!

October 14, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush campaign is reeling after a third debate set back. Karl Rove and Karen Hughes are openly fighting about how to proceed as the President continues to fall in the [Read more]

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Elections

Republican Spin Machine Jammed in 'Angry Lies' Mode and Out of Control!

October 14, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that republicans are continuing to struggle with their malfunctioning spin machine. The Spin-O-Matic 2000 used by the GOP broke down during the first debate and has never been the same. Our sources [Read more]

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Elections

Democratic Registration Efforts Go Down The Toilet!

October 14, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report the Nevada election is going down the drain. Republican front group Voters Outreach of America has been working tirelessly to gather thousands of new voter registration forms. Voters Outreach gathers many forms [Read more]