Unconfirmed sources report that CNN has opened a new news bureau in the nearby alternate reality known as Happybushlandia. The new office and staff was transported to Happybushlandia several days ago. The team should be [Read more]
Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney [Read more]
New York, New York-Tobacco company Philip Morris announced yesterday the unveiling of a new ‘Start and Win’ contest. The contest, tentatively set to run for an indefinite amount of time, will encourage non-smokers to try [Read more]
Unconfirmedsources report that Dick Cheney will be forced to remove his mask for the Vice Presidential debate. In an amazing turn of events the Democratic debate negotiating team scored a major coup going into the [Read more]
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an apparent effort to confuse America’s enemies and allies abroad, not to mention Americans at home, has reversed himself yet again. During the last two years Mr. Rumsfeld has [Read more]
Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has withdrawn as George W. Bush’s running mate in the Presidential Race, citing the President’s and his differing views on Gay Marriage and the fact that Mr. Bush is “really [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report a major set back for the Discovery Institute and it’s fight to reintroduce the creation myth back into American schools. In a show trial staged for the benefit of the Ohio school [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush’s new campaign stump speech includes harsh criticism of administration policies. The new speech, which contains attacks on domestic and foreign policy, is tailored to appeal to swing voters in [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the spin machine used by the Republican party has broken down. The Spin-O-Matic Model 2000 broke down during the first presidential debate leaving Bush unable to win the debate. Insiders say [Read more]
Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, rebuked by a House Ethics Committee at the end of September for pressuring a fellow member of the House of Representatives to switch his vote on a health care [Read more]
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