A massive pro-democracy concert sponsored by Pepsi Co. to take place in the troubled nation of Ukraine next month may be cancelled owing to protests by the government over statements by the concert’s headliner, Britney [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the CIA has hired the noted motivational speaker and self-confidence guru Stuart Smalley. Morale at he CIA has hit rock bottom in the wake of damaging reports from the 911 Commission [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Yassir Arafat and Ariel Sharon been nominated for a Joint Nobel Peace prize for ostensibly “dieing at the best possible moment.” The Nobel Prize committee is said to be waiting till [Read more]
A video tape showing the beheading murder of Kenneth Lay was delivered to the offices of Unconfirmed Sources yesterday and has since been confiscated by the FBI. The tape shows a masked man identifying himself [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Sears and Kmart officials are making a concerted effort to corner the Failing Retail Stores market. Retail experts are shocked by the boldness of the plan. If the newly merged company [Read more]
In an attempt to add validity to his claims of voter fraud in last weeks Ukrainian Presidential Elections, Opposition Leader Viktor Yushchenko has asked George W. Bush to stop giving him his support. Yushchenko, apparently [Read more]
Confronted with a chart of relative IQ’s of blue and red states in the recent elections, the leadership of the Democratic party said recently that they were forced to reevaluate their assumptions about the constituency [Read more]
Calling environmentally concerned scientists “a bunch of atheists who don’t trust the Lord to look after his own creation,” President George Bush announced the “Uncloudy Skies Act” which emphasizes prayer and church attendance over economically [Read more]
President George W. Bush in a tradition dating back to the only other job loss President, Herbert Hoover, pardoned to turkeys in honor of Thanksgiving. The two turkey’s, House Speaker Tom DeLay and Vice President [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Bob The Builder will be heading up the reconstruction of Iraq. The Bush administration has been under growing international pressure to get things moving in Iraq. Bringing in Bob The Builder [Read more]
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