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World News

Yassir Arafat and Ariel Sharon Have Been Nominated For A Joint Nobel Peace Prize!

November 29, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Yassir Arafat and Ariel Sharon been nominated for a Joint Nobel Peace prize for ostensibly “dieing at the best possible moment.” The Nobel Prize committee is said to be waiting till [Read more]

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National News

President Bush Unwraps Faith Based Environmental Protection Program

November 26, 2004 Staff

Calling environmentally concerned scientists “a bunch of atheists who don’t trust the Lord to look after his own creation,” President George Bush announced the “Uncloudy Skies Act” which emphasizes prayer and church attendance over economically [Read more]