Treasury Secretary Snow joined President Bush in unveiling “Salvations and Loans,” a new economic plan that relies heavily on the promotion of prayer and church attendance to stimulate the Second Coming and divine forgiveness of [Read more]
The newly revamped and re-staffed Central Intelligence Agency under President George W. Bush’s new Chief Porter Goss has begun to release some of it’s latest findings. Among some of the more ominous predictions made by [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources from within the White House report that the Bush administration will be doubling the number of CIA analysts it has at its disposal to ignore and blame for its disastrous policies. The administration [Read more]
Chagrined Democrats across the United States have been watching the results of the disputed elections in the Ukraine this week as hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians have taken to the streets in Kiev to peacefully [Read more]
On a side note to the sometimes pessimistic news concerning the ongoing insurgency and upcoming elections, Doctors at Iraq’s Health Ministry announced that obesity, which had reached epidemic proportions in Iraq in the late 1980’s, [Read more]
The Secret Service suspended three players indefinitely Saturday for their roles in one of the worst-ever brawls in the history of the agency, a fight with Chilean security guards that director Biff Bashem called “shocking, [Read more]
(Editors note: That damn Chuck Terzella scooped me again!) Unconfirmed sources report that the House Committee on Crooks in Office, chaired by House Leader Tom Delay, will bring a Prison Telecommuting Bill to the House [Read more]
Mexican President Vicente Fox beat the crap of American President George W. Bush on the opening day of the APEC Summit. The altercation took place after George Bush, apparently mistaking President Fox for a waiter, [Read more]
Christian Conservative groups were dismayed when their Family Values Campaign apparently backfired today, resulting in the cancellation of most Bible based films from network television such as Moses, The Greatest Story Ever Told and The [Read more]
A delegation of families from the northern Iraqi city of Mosul were forcibly removed from the offices of the interim government yesterday after trying to present Prime Minister Allawi with a petition signed by several [Read more]
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