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Iraq

NY Times Finds Wide Support for Torture and Prison Abuse in Aftermath of Mosul Bombing

December 24, 2004 Staff

In response to Tuesday’s attack on a US base in Mosul, the New York Times published a front-page article Wednesday, entitled “Torture is the Only Option, Americans Say.” In an “objective characterization of the nation’s [Read more]

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World News

Santa Claus Gets GPS For Christmas, Fires Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, And Pays For It!

December 24, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that thousands of children have woken to a major disappointment this morning as Santa has been seriously injured in a mid-air collision. Santa is in hospital this Christmas morning after colliding with [Read more]

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Iraq

Widespread And Pervasive Prisoner Abuse By U.S. Military Found to be Isolated Events!

December 22, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that numerous and widespread cases of prisoner abuse by the US military are all unrelated and isolated events. Military investigators have studied the hundreds of reports from US troop deployments around the [Read more]

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The President

George W. Bush Awards Scott Peterson With Presidential Medal Of Freedom!

December 21, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the President has awarded Scott Peterson, the convicted double murderer, with the Medal of Freedom. The medal was awarded during a secret White House Ceremony attended by the President, Scott Peterson [Read more]