” The Last Samurai ” star Tom Cruise has launched a new lawsuit regarding claims of heterosexuality. The lawsuit is launched specifically against Cruise’s former lovers, including his former wife of nearly 10 years Nicole [Read more]
Forensic scientists from the WTO have determined that some of the bodies unearthed last week from a mass grave in Bosnia are Iraqis. Identities of most of the bodies have yet to be determined. This [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has changed his mind and replaced his entire cabinet. The Apostles will replace the entire cabinet; even the newly appointed members of the cabinet Condi Rice and Alberto Gonzales [Read more]
With US bread sales suffering from the proliferation of low-carb diets, poppy producers have another headache to deal with. An organization of seed producers has complained to the Bush administration about the dumping of subsidized [Read more]
President George W. Bush said that he remains committed to a January 30th election date in Iraq. Apparently, the President feels that if the elections were pushed back any farther then there wouldn’t be any [Read more]
Living in New York as I do, I must confess that sometimes what happens in the rest of the country escapes my notice. Oh, I’m not talking about the rape of the Alaskan wilderness by [Read more]
The latest and perhaps most surprising resignation of the new Administration was handed in earlier today. President George W. Bush has signaled that he too has decided not return for a second term in the [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that a pack of several hundred drunken sailors attacked and briefly occupied the US Congress last week. The sailors fresh of a tour aboard the USS Ronald Regan apparently mistook the Congress [Read more]
Marwan Alshehhi, accused of piloting a Boeing 757 that crashed into the World Trade Center two years ago has entered a plea of not guilty in US Federal Court from his home in Morocco. His [Read more]
The United States Ambassador to the United Nations has tendered his resignation to the Bush Administration after only six months on the job. John Danforth, a former Senator from Missouri and once thought to be [Read more]
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