Unconfirmed sources report that the NFL has decided not to risk a repeat of last year’s Super Bowl breast debacle and has opted for a more wholesome show. The Halftime Show will feature a local [Read more]
Cooking Up A Foreign Policy: George Bush Prepares Rice for Turkey. Condoleezza Rice, fresh off the most contentious Secretary of State nomination process since Henry Clay’s in 1825, is planning a whirlwind trip to Europe [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Sponge Bob has beaten the pants off Interim Prime Minister Iyad Allawi. Early returns throughout Iraq are showing Sponge Bob Square Pants and Patrick well ahead of both “The Iraqis” and [Read more]
(Authors Note: When this piece was first posted I used a photo of a fly ridden Sudanese child, then the next day switched it to the current smiling Thai child. In roughly the same time [Read more]
President George W. Bush has unveiled his novel plan to fix Social Security and Healthcare in the United States. The President was quoted as saying, ” The plan is very simple. First, now that all [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources has received yet another terror memo written by our Attorney General to be Alberto Gonzales. The memo titled “Don’t Get Caught” explains in detail the importance of not torturing Americans on American soil, [Read more]
In an effort to help American citizens better deal with terror threats the Department of Homeland Security has issued a new set of guidelines and instructions in the event of various natural disasters and/or terror [Read more]
United States President George W. Bush asked Congress today for an additional eighty billion dollars to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Democrats in Congress and the Senate have demanded an accurate accounting from [Read more]
President George W. Bush may have committed the first faux pas of his new Administration. Mr. Bush, while attempting to phone a right to life rally being held in Washington DC inadvertently phoned a Islamic [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources reports the BGM-109 Tomahawk Cruise missile system made by Raytheon will be named as the assistant secretary of state. Former National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice stated during her Senate confirmation hearing, that she [Read more]
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