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World News

George W. Bush to spread Freedom : Iran prepares for WAR!

January 20, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmedsources report Iran to defend against the joys of freedom. In response to President Bush’s unveiled threats of military action, Iranian Defense Minister Ali Shamkhani said the Islamic Republic, which has seen U.S. forces blundering [Read more]

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Business News

Big Business Renews Lease of US Government As Inauguration Day Festivities Kick Off!

January 20, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the nation’s business leaders have agree to lease the Executive Branch of the government of the United States for another four years. The lease was signed at the White House today [Read more]

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Iraq

Middle East Calms as George W. Bush Denies Accountability For The Iraq Mess And Blames The Americ…

January 16, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that peace has broken out across the entire Middle East in response to President Bush’s soothing remarks. The situation in Iraq and the West Bank has cooled dramatically over night as the [Read more]