CARMEL BY-THE-SEA, Calif. Still basking in the light reflected from the Oscar he won for directing this year’s best movie, Million Dollar Baby, Clint Eastwood told reporters yesterday that he has signed with Miramax films [Read more]
HOLLYWOOD If Halle Berry had listened to Unconfirmed Source’s Dim Son, astrologer to the stars, she wouldn’t have turned up at the Razzie awards Saturday night waving the Oscar she won for her 2002 performance [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources has obtained the results of tonight’s Academy Awards. We paid off the janitor and he let us into the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ offices last night where we stole the [Read more]
UP IN THE SKY – Saving America from the ravages of the impending Bird Flu epidemic is “job one” for President George W. Bush as soon as he takes a nap after returning to the [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush, after his summit with Valdimir Putin has decided to implement The Russian President’s leadership restructuring plan here in the USA. People across the nation are greeting the announcement of [Read more]
BREEZEWOOD, Penna. – Domestic diva Martha Stewart was arrested for soliciting at a truck stop in Breezewood, Pennsylvania, early this morning just hours after she had been released from Alderson Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, [Read more]
Who’s Your Daddy: Recent improved dating techniques applied to two skulls found nearly forty years ago have pushed back the age of modern humans by as much as fifty thousand years. the new date proves [Read more]
Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly “shocked and saddened” by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the [Read more]
The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it’s daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that Unconfirmed [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Fox News has filed a lawsuit in Federal Court to recover payoffs from the White House for doing it’s bidding in national media markets. The lawsuit contends that since Fox blindly [Read more]
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