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Oscar Winner Clint Eastwood to Direct Remake of Grease

February 28, 2005 Staff

CARMEL BY-THE-SEA, Calif. Still basking in the light reflected from the Oscar he won for directing this year’s best movie, Million Dollar Baby, Clint Eastwood told reporters yesterday that he has signed with Miramax films [Read more]

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Halle Berry Horoscope Predicted Razzie Gaffe

February 27, 2005 Staff

HOLLYWOOD If Halle Berry had listened to Unconfirmed Source’s Dim Son, astrologer to the stars, she wouldn’t have turned up at the Razzie awards Saturday night waving the Oscar she won for her 2002 performance [Read more]

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Academy Awards Results Leaked: George W. Bush Wins Best Actor!

February 27, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources has obtained the results of tonight’s Academy Awards. We paid off the janitor and he let us into the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ offices last night where we stole the [Read more]

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World News

George Bush And Vladimir Putin Agree: Democracy is for Losers!

February 25, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush, after his summit with Valdimir Putin has decided to implement The Russian President’s leadership restructuring plan here in the USA. People across the nation are greeting the announcement of [Read more]

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Domestic Diva Martha Stewart Gets Busted, Again!

February 24, 2005 Staff

BREEZEWOOD, Penna. – Domestic diva Martha Stewart was arrested for soliciting at a truck stop in Breezewood, Pennsylvania, early this morning just hours after she had been released from Alderson Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, [Read more]

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Conservative Christians Dismayed Over Liberals Treatment of Jim Gannon

February 20, 2005 Staff

Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly “shocked and saddened” by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the [Read more]

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Jeff Gannon, George W. Bush's Back Door Man.

February 19, 2005 Staff

The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it’s daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that Unconfirmed [Read more]

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Fox News Sues White House to Get $200 Million in Payoffs!

February 17, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Fox News has filed a lawsuit in Federal Court to recover payoffs from the White House for doing it’s bidding in national media markets. The lawsuit contends that since Fox blindly [Read more]