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Porter Goss and Donald Rumsfeld: The War Is Going Well, If You Don't Mind Losing.

February 16, 2005 Staff

United States Secretary of De(fe)nse Donald Rumsfeld and CIA Director Porter Goss both appeared in front of various Congressional Committees yesterday to warn America that Administration policies over the last four years have made the [Read more]

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Baby 81 Isn't Mine, Paul Bremmer Has Cash to Spare and Man Gets Malled…Unconfirmed Sources News…

February 14, 2005 Staff

Whose Your Daddy? The infant tsunami survivor, nicknamed Baby 81, who was pulled from the killer waves debris in Sri Lanka has been finally reunited with it’s parents. DNA tests have conclusively proved the parentage [Read more]

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George W. Bush Bribes Poland, Donald Rumsfeld Begs NATO And The White House Gay Porn Scandal- Un…

February 10, 2005 Staff

The Hessians Are Coming, The Hessians Are Coming!: American President George W. Bush is taking a page from another George, in this case Great Britain’s King George III. With the War in Iraq going badly [Read more]